Porn history 

Porn history 

Dianne Feinstein silenced Kavanaugh’s accuser because she desperately wanted to vote for him and she wanted to protect the rest of the democrats who are going to vote for him.
DO YOU GET IT NOW? LIBERALS ARE TRASH! THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY CAN NOT BE USED FOR MEANINGFUL CHANGE!

This is my pooch Spooky Jom. He's 5lbs and guards our porch faithfully. He loves the park and hates people. He's exactly the right dog for me. 💗

My totally sane undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy enjoying his s̶t̶r̶i̶n̶g̶
fancy new toy.

Boost or I take away his string. Don't be a monster.

@helldude I’ve always wondered what T.S Eliot would use social media for and now we know

i was worried when i put this glass of water and my eyeglasses on the windowsill by my bed that no one was going to stick their disgusting furry face into the glass and drink the water and then bat the glasses onto the floor for no reason, but thank goodness for this cat cyrus

Asshole. Alert 

I'm determined to get sloshed tonight. I think I've reached the end of my rope. It's tequila for me. Fuck it.

BTW, I'm seeing too much drama in here. I thought this was a happy place. Wtf?

@Gargron!

Since you’re too cowardly to accept my open invitation to duel, you’ve forced my hand.

I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR GRANDFATHER AND SEALED HIS SOUL INSIDE A CARD. If you don’t accept my duel for the fate of bofa.lol by tonight, you’ll never see the old man again!!

sometimes i wonder if i would still be this amazing at fucking if i didnt have this great big penis and this encyclopedic knowledge of exciting sex moves

Relationship woes 

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