Jerome boosted

When Death comes for your soul, they take on the shape you expect. A robed skeleton, a young goth woman, an old judge, a... pink fluffy unicorn.
"You look just like I imagined," the soul said.
"Thank you," Death said gravely. "Now, come with me."
"Can I ride?"
"Just this once."

Jerome boosted

With every message from Kamala and Joe from now until Tuesday I'm going to mention driving the black Corvette and he can't run everywhere!

Ugg. Another crappy day of news at degenerative 2020 Federated internet

If Trump convicted of treason, under the US Constitution which punishment do you prefer:


My parents married during WWII; long happy marriage...

My brother married during Clinton’s surging economy; lasted a year and a half...🥴

New Yorkers riding the subway express their sadness upon hearing Trump caught Covid virus—


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