Jerome boosted

When Death comes for your soul, they take on the shape you expect. A robed skeleton, a young goth woman, an old judge, a... pink fluffy unicorn.
"You look just like I imagined," the soul said.
"Thank you," Death said gravely. "Now, come with me."
"Can I ride?"
"Just this once."

Jerome boosted

With every message from Kamala and Joe from now until Tuesday I'm going to mention driving the black Corvette and he can't run everywhere!
go.joebiden.com/avengers

Ugg. Another crappy day of news at degenerative 2020 Federated internet

If Trump convicted of treason, under the US Constitution which punishment do you prefer:

@ElStevo

My parents married during WWII; long happy marriage...

My brother married during Clinton’s surging economy; lasted a year and a half...🥴

New Yorkers riding the subway express their sadness upon hearing Trump caught Covid virus—
youtu.be/Q4-XIKt-ADs

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