i think i hit my breaking point at work today.

(referring to a photo that stops at the top of the subject's thighs) "just photoshop her more leg"

@ej there is a plot, it's kind of ridiculous but it's enough to enjoy the movies. general vampires v werewolves premise, with her digging into the origins of the species and some conspiracies and stuff. but yes a lot of action and aesthetic haha. i love them.

also time for a complete Underworld rewatch as well, can never have too much Kate Beckinsale in leather fighting werewolves and vampires~

it's on US netflix and we're watching it and it's ridiculous love it so much. havent seen it in so long.

the movie Van Helsing is pretty much exactly my aesthetic, in case anyone was wondering.

a friend turned me on to hard seltzer which is dangerous cuz i looove seltzer

honestly this hands-free method of eating tootsie pops is A+

... my tootsie pop slid off its stick, so now the whole thing is in my mouth like a jawbreaker

if you hit isabelle you go directly to jail

i really hope having isabelle in smash spawns some new player-created game modes. like one person is isabelle and everyone else is fighting, but cant hit isabelle or you have to jump off the side, and isabelle is running around breaking up fights.

if the mayor and isabelle are both in the tournament...

@batterpunts haha no i do, but they get little scuffs and scratches and stuff and you never quite realize how much daily finger oil you're peering through until you're looking through fresh glass

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