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someone remind me to buy garfield forks for christmas

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@Joba Hey.

Reminder.

Buy garfield forks for christmas.

👉 👉

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It’s been too long since I’ve done Guy posting (EC)

i wish i knew who that kakyoin kin was because elon musk stole their fucking quil idea and you deserve a monitary fee

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one time my friend shagged this lad and all she could talk about was the fact that he said "crikey" when she was giving him head

i wonder what happened to that kakyoin kin who invented Quil

imagine you go to a night club and all they play is the "songs that get white people turnt" playlist

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i dont know how to initiate conversations and at this point im too afraid to ask

i say "broken" i just mean. i dont know... fucked up?? detached? dissociative? im just.. not with it anymore

not gonna lie i do be kinda feeling too broken to properly interact and relate with other humans any more

homie all i know is that it took longer than a day to make

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"hey bort do you even know the story of rome" nope

Living with such hubris, thinking they had found it all deciding to lay back and enjoy the hedonistic things in life was their true downfall.

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i used to be great, i stood tall for all to see and many reveled in my knowledge. then the spartans came.

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"did you actually just seriously compare yourself to rome?"
Yes.

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