There are a lot of well written arguments here.

Idiotic? Yes
Insane? Yes

But well written

There have been many times where I wanted to counter a statement made on social media. But I take a second and remember what my grandma used to say: "You can't fix crazy"

Political zealousness rarely ends well for the zealot.

Mastodon toots breakdown :
I agree with : 5%
I disagree with : 15%
I have no idea what you're taking about : 80%

You know when someone next to you is talking on the phone really loud and you have to piece together what they're talking about without hearing the other half of the conversation?

That's most of mastodon.

Not many people talking about the riots in France. Probably doesn't fit the narrative.

*major political news event happens*
Me: that's interesting
My dark side: Let's watch the nuts online react to this

Make sure to vote, and then scream and cry if you lose, or smugly rub it in people's faces if you win!

I'm sorry, but whenever I see RDR2 my mind processes it as R2D2

Lot of posts on Mastodon that use English words, but are completely indecipherable.

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So many posts here that have no 'favourites', no comments, and no context.

I think you could write an algorithm that determines when major political events take place based solely on number of times the word 'fascist' appears in social media.

New to IT:
*sees old person using Windows XP*
IT: "OH THAT'S HORRIBLE! LET ME CHANGE EVERYTHING AND GET YOU UPDATED!"

IT veteran:
*Sees old person using Windows 95*
IT: "How's that working for you?"
Old Person: "It does what I want it to do"
IT: "Good" *walks away*

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