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Aquarius and Cancer are the only valid signs. Everyone else log off

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Ive pretty much stayed neutral about sonic the hedgehog my whole life but I am DEEPLY concerned about the new movie coming out next year

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if you say komaedas name three times fast into a mirror he will show up and drop dead on your floor

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sometimes, u just gotta go for a drive, sit in the woods, let the water from the trees drip onto you, We Stan Woodland Grottos

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me sitting in the ravine in the woods:
CALL iT MORNIN DRIVIN THROUGH THE SOUND AND EVEN IN THE
V AL L E Y

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dio brando steals tiddies from unsuspecting gamers

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*mobster voice* bring me my garlic cheesy bread

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Imagine if straight people existed πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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guys i think my mastodon might be broken

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haters will see me scuttling around in the rafters of the costco and be like oh fuck she has a crossbow

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(desperately grabbing for the phone while i lay injured on the floor) the refrigerator...i-its on the run......

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the power to destroy this site and all of its denizens in a single toot

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