Other parents at playground: Whose child is this ?!

It’s been a full live month without me even opening up mastodon 🤦🏼‍♂️

I still feel like a complete and total dick for writing dude up at work smh

I despise having to pull rank but they can’t stand seeing a young man having everything under control

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you, an amateur: potato

me, a professional: PROtato

I’ve simplified life in every aspect of it and shits terrifying just thinking about how hard I used to work to try and have a mellow day

Waiting for my reimbursement check for my work boots to buy WW2 🙄

Son told me today that when he grows up he’s going to have a fat wallet like me. I asked him what makes him think I have a fat wallet and he said because mommy said you spoil me to much lol

Steak & Fries got me nodding off in the restaurant

Instructor just realized I have more skill hen he does on the equipment

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My son has an American ass accent when he tries to talk in Spanish 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Real wealth takes YEARS to accumulate don’t let these fake rappers fool you

Sleep deprivation and aggravation always ends up with me apologizing to someone

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GENESIS, I hope we all had a good Halloweeeeeen it's time to WORK!!!! LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!

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welcome to november everybody, lets make this a good month

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