JonnyBoy @JonnyBoy@mastodon.social

Other parents at playground: Whose child is this ?!
Me:

It’s been a full live month without me even opening up mastodon 🤦🏼‍♂️

I still feel like a complete and total dick for writing dude up at work smh

I despise having to pull rank but they can’t stand seeing a young man having everything under control

I’ve simplified life in every aspect of it and shits terrifying just thinking about how hard I used to work to try and have a mellow day

Waiting for my reimbursement check for my work boots to buy WW2 🙄

Son told me today that when he grows up he’s going to have a fat wallet like me. I asked him what makes him think I have a fat wallet and he said because mommy said you spoil me to much lol

I haven’t been to class on time yet

Steak & Fries got me nodding off in the restaurant

The type of love I get lmao

Instructor just realized I have more skill hen he does on the equipment

My mother is going to kill me lol

My son has an American ass accent when he tries to talk in Spanish 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sleep deprivation and aggravation always ends up with me apologizing to someone