Jordamus_Prime @Jordamus_Prime@mastodon.social

My first father's day! Sydney won't be here until October, but I am so excited to be a dad! Kicking back to relax with my 'Poops' straw and my 'Guy Farting' glass of boozey iced tea, alongside my amazing wife and my… https://www.instagram.com/p/Byx49Tjgb0i/?igshid=1pn79sa8no9gs

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Me walking into Dollar Tree with $40 on my card

Awww yissss my very first Father's Day. I'm not teeeechnically a Father until October, but my wife is amazing and still got me a card. Also? Tickets to that sweet looking Marvel Exhibit at @TheFranklin@twitter.com!

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I may never, ever stop laughing

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Diamond Select Muppets Swedish Chef (and a shitload of accessories) is currently $20.98 on Amazon - https://amzn.to/31KZriO

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My Netflix prank show idea:

Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.

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Hey @FakeEyes22@twitter.com just saw this on Instagram & thought about you.

On my way today to Wizard World Philly, even though it's technically day three but I skipped Thursday. And then we're going to be there but I know?

Dim Summmm

Does anyone have any questions for Edward Furlong? Im about to interview him!

My final haul of goodies I brought back from Canada!

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One last stop at the Falls and a run through the duty-free shop and we were officially on our way home! Canada was awesome, I can't wait to go back someday!

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Bummed it will be so long before I have a chance to get back here, but it was nice to get a proper sense of closure and Say Goodbye to the brand one last time. When the Us Toys R Us stores went out of business last… https://www.instagram.com/p/Bysd7_IgaZu/?igshid=13s334hep563x

But no seriously we stopped at like 5 of them on the hour and a half drive back down to the border. I mapped it all out.

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The trip back down from Toronto to Niagra Falls was filled with quite a few put stops to say goodbye to an old friend one last time.

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We spent our last night in Canada curled up by the fireplace at our AirBnB.

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We also stopped to see Bay St Video, A STILL FUNCTIONING VIDEO RENTAL STORE! It was shockingly unimpressive.

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After finishing at the museum we hit up Silver Snail Comics, which was neat, but generally overpriced and didn't carry much of what I really needed.

Thenemployee was also loudly discussing Game Of Thrones AND… https://www.instagram.com/p/ByscbjBAyj0/?igshid=1cs7kkz0tsxqf

*SNAP* Just like that, I finally finished up posting photos from the Royal Ontario Museum! This concludes most of our trip!

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They made a Zuul arcade game! And another game for Kinect!

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