RT @thatjayjustice@twitter.com

@Jordamus_Prime@twitter.com h e l p

RT @PhilNobileJr@twitter.com

Please enjoy this ad for FRANKENSTEIN UNBOUND and imagine the marketing meetings that birthed it.

And since I was in the display case already I decided to straighten up and the other three shelves as every time I look at it something else has fallen over.

Updated my Jurassic Amber Collection display tonight to fit Nedry and the Dilophosaurus. Only seven figures in the freaking toy line and the display case shelf is already pretty full. Probably going to need to move these somewhere else soon which also means rotating other stuff

RT @tiangolo@twitter.com

I saw a job post the other day. 👔

It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. 🤦

I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. 😅

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ♻

And thanks to @gmcalpin@twitter.com tonight I'm watching 'Sunshine' for the first time in quite a while.

RT @Trasufoma@twitter.com

Where were you when you found out that:

Fizzgig is the species name not the character name

The Hawaiian Punch guy is wearing a hat

Finally sitting down to see what all this hype for 'The Boys' is about on Amazon. Quarantine has been making it much easier to catch up on shows

RT @_RobertSchultz@twitter.com

My freshman year roommate sat me down Day 1 and was like “Heads up: I’ll be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some guys to the dorm this year so, if that scares you, grow up cuz this ain’t high school!”

Anyway, he brought one girl back the whole year and now they’re married.

RT @nachosarah@twitter.com

goya hasn’t been making black beans for 90 years therefore your grandparents are zany bean-stealin time travelers who must be stopped or you’re just a liar twitter.com/tedcruz/status/128

RT @BoyYeetsWorld@twitter.com

a month ago i googled the easiest plant to take care of and bought it and now it’s dead

RT @hoochlover1917@twitter.com

£42,246.
That's how much money I've paid in rent since I moved out my mum's house.
Imagine if instead of using that to pay off other people's second houses I could use it to start buy one of my own.

Reckon it's probably not lattes and avocados that are the issue here lads.

RT @NEwertKrocker@twitter.com

5YO: "This is the Upper City, where you want to live. There's also an Under City which doesn't get any rain. It gets maybe... One drop a day. It's hard to live in the Under City. You can't have plants there."
ME:

RT @moviesandcats@twitter.com

Nicholas Hoult is simply not given enough credit for how amazing he is in everything

RT @ModernMouseJosh@twitter.com

I saw a teacher friend of mine post "I wonder how social distancing will work when we run school shooter drills in the classroom this Fall."

Everything. About. This. Sentence. Is. Wrong.

Ask yourself how we got here?

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