THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.ME: I agree
John McCain held in a POW camp after crashing his plane into the Vietnamese world trade center.
Logging on to Twitter to see what Wendy's clapbacks I might've missed
rehonk if you want Wheatus to get on here
I've decided to learn how to do magic (illusions) and buying a lot of mirrors instead of dieting and working out.
Eating crunchy cheetos while playing BF1 with the boys to disguise the sound of me crying on discord.
Finally a platform where I can be horny af on main and no-one will know
My new sex club for people who likes to fuck is not really what I want it to be yet. Still working out the kinks.
in the past 24 hours on mastodon...- average of 412 new zoots per minute- 330% increase in rehonks- 1.28 new instances per jeffload- one million smiles and growing
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