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THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

John McCain held in a POW camp after crashing his plane into the Vietnamese world trade center.

Logging on to Twitter to see what Wendy's clapbacks I might've missed

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rehonk if you want Wheatus to get on here

I've decided to learn how to do magic (illusions) and buying a lot of mirrors instead of dieting and working out.

Eating crunchy cheetos while playing BF1 with the boys to disguise the sound of me crying on discord.

Finally a platform where I can be horny af on main and no-one will know

My new sex club for people who likes to fuck is not really what I want it to be yet. Still working out the kinks.

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