WARNING: wet dog smell 

Sometimes you gotta roll the dice and walk the dog. 🤷🏼‍♂️

She makes sit in the chair so good. She’s always made sit in the chair so good.

Cat sit in window to watch squirrel and bird. I am large cat. I also concerned with squirrel and bird. I sit in window too.

What’s that? A slight chill to the morning air... Could it be? Could it really almost be? IS IT ALMOST PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON?!?!!! 🤗🎃 ☕️

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i only just learned about this and i'm shocked this didn't get more coverage when it happened earlier this summer

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Rated T for teens. 

🎶You put your toot foot in, you put your toot foot out, you put your toot foot in and you shake it all about. You do the toot and boost toot and you say fuck the bird site. That’s what it’s all about! 🎶

It’s a nice Wednesday morning in Cincinnati.

So what’s going on today, guys? Any big news?

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here's a wonderful black-footed cat from namibia. unfortunately you cannot pet this cat, as they are an "extremely unsociable" endangered wildcat species know locally as "anthill tigers" for their ferocious cattitude

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Yesterday I couldn’t remember Post Malone’s name cause I’m old and can’t keep track of these newer rappers so I asked my physical therapist (who’s in his mid-late 20’s) “which one is the dirtbag?” and he immediately said Post Malone.

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Happy tootsday to all my tooters our there in tootland. Toot. Fart joke.

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my 30s are basically the same as my 20s but with a lot more gastrointestinal distress

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