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Length. 

My last toot was when I felt like the cold was really hitting me. I'd been mostly in between bed and work since then.

I imagine things are still good here. Memes changing every hour. Socialism, and me being the only straight guy. Hi, Mastodon.

Celebrating the autumnal equinox the traditional way.

Putting on my Sonic hoodie to go to the store to pick up some Robutussin.

What do you do when you feel like your brain might be fighting back against the medication you're taking to stop the bad moods and bad thoughts?

All the meme bullshit aside, Rick Astley actually has a great voice.

Like, he really, really does.

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Women who repeatedly respond to anonymous curious cat questions are braver than Rainbow Six.

These are the kind of nights where you make some kava tea, make sure you take the melatonin, and maybe a half of benadryl, and appreciate that you don't have any early morning meetings on Monday.

Drugging myself to sleep to forget that I have no one to talk to.

So, Hell In A Cell has been alright, you're saying?

Against the grain thought. Will upset you. Unfollow. 

Can I say something totally controversial that will undoubtedly piss you off?

I'm not kidding. This is gonna be bad. Can I say that? Can I?

My anti-depressant is compilations of Stephen A. Smith.

I share a birthday with National Video Games Day. Which is weird, because people celebrating this day never miss a chance to hate minorities like myself.

Sports is happening. And one guy in particular named Khalil Mack is sporting HARD. He got a big contract recently, and it would not be a stretch to say he's earning it.

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Am I sleepy, or am I just low on energy from consuming nothing but the gallon of no-im-not-fasting water?

Hey.

Hey.

Come here.

Super...Nintendo Chalmers! Get it?

Oh, yeah. Switter. I forgot that was a thing.

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Hi, liberal heathens!

Worried about global warming? No worries! The Bible has the solution for you!

Just impale 7 members of the ruling class on a hilltop during the first days of harvest to the storm god of your choosing, and BOOM! No more global warming. (2 Samuel 21)

Yes, yes, I know what you're going to say. But think about it. This is the 50th anniversary of the 1968 team. Which would make Jim Price close to 80? Come on. It's time to put the buggy whip on it and move on and let Jim Price retire to a nice area.

Dan Dickerson & Rod Allen on the radio.

Mario Impemba and Kirk Gibson on the TV. With Matt Shepard filling in.

Everybody's happy. Yes, I like Rod Allen, and I always have. So there.

When he said "Don't lose yourself in ironic detachment", I hope the whole internet heard it.

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