Vee @JustVeeYourself@mastodon.social

Happy enby day.
Unfriendly reminder that I am deaf in one ear and will therefore not respond to dead naming or misgendering.

Ok, but Mayim Bialik is the perfect Jeopardy host

Barbie is my shit together goals tbh.
But until I do finally get my shit together, I'm fine with being whatever doll represents the chunky enbies

I want friends but y'all light your bowls from the bottom 😔

Every "challenge" these days is just some kind of dance or something.
Back in my day you ate a spoonful of cinnamon and got hospitalized or some shit

⛽ Pro Tip for gasoline hoarders: Once you've filled your bathtub with gas, you can camouflage the smell by putting scented candles around the edge of the tub.

The only reason we haven't switched to metric yet is because America has a collective foot fetish

I want your 🐿 in my 🍑

Here is the church ⛪️
Here is the steeple 🗼
Here is where we burn it all down and treat everyone like people 🔥

Works spelled backwards is skrow.
This has absolutely no bearing on your life.

My phone has started auto correcting "coffee" to "vodka"

The only one holding you back is yourself

Destroy anyone who may hold you back

You shouldn't choose your beliefs based on your religion, rather, you should choose your religion based on your beliefs

I learned the word "ungulate" from Gary Larson

Watching your boyfriend play video games is like being a golf caddy.
I said what I said.

Men are only good for sex, I can get everything else from a dog

In today's news, Elton John will be performing at DMX's funeral.
The song will be Candle Under the Spoon

John Lennon did nothing but indoctrinate people into his authoritarian anti-belief movement.
If he'd been allowed to live any longer, I sincerely believe he would've started a cult.