Butt stuff. His butt.~my slogan for 2021
It's weird when people tell me "you about to see god" whenever I'm about to do something stupid, because that confuses me like whaaaaa, I don't see any mirrors around?
Why do Marvel fans like Taylor Swift? Because she loves to sing about her X-men
Lowkey done with Yankee candles. Quality control is dropping, can't even smell the fuckers anymore
My southern preacher voice sounds more like a gay voice and I think that's beautiful
hi!!! still such a mastodon n00b but here is my sweet chi, olivia!
I regret rubbing hand sanitizer on my nipples
What if you and me...booped a trash panda's trouble puffs and then kissed in front of a garbage truck 🥺👉👈
How I react to climate change https://youtu.be/5AvrBFlJeMs
Therapy sucks, I just wanna twerk to "Maybelline" by Chuck Berry 😭
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There's people fresh out of jail hopping on MySpace like "Where everybody at?"
As a non-binary pansexual, I get 2 kinds of hate from inside the LGBTQIA+ community, and it sometimes makes me crack 😭
YouTube miniplayer is seriously trying to tell me that Beinhart videos are for kids 😂
Is Buzkashi vegan?
Today is a safety inspection kind of day.Today also happens to be a day drinking kind of day.These two events are unrelated.
Someone just called me "low class" because I called Mother Theresa a shitty bitch 😂😂
It means "I love you" in dinosaur
If your spouse dies in childbirth, can you press charges against the baby?
Fuck John Lennon.
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