Joined a zero waste group so I could get tips on being more sustainable...

Left due to the levels of petty fuckery people go to in order to make a point.

Taking labels off fruit and plastering them all over a store, or leaving single use plastic at the checkout so someone else has to deal with it is just straight up assholery

Had lunch with my dad

Me: is your will the same as it was when I was 30?
Dad: you’re still getting my records Kahurangi

*me breathes a sigh of relief*

Meeting a new pug puppy this weekend, and I’m so excited. I’m also very prepar

I think @sitharus thinks my priorities are a bit insane:

- I have a gift for the new pupper that I plan on wrapping
- I have my “meet the dog” outfit ready

That’s not weird, is it? 😅😂🤷🏽‍♀️

2 different cough syrups
Lozenges
Anaesthetic/antiseptic throat spray
Lots of hot drinks

You would think that this cough would go away, but no, it’s a stubborn one - at least it doesn’t feel like I’ve deep throated a cactus anymore though

FAAAAAAIL - I used eucalyptus oil in the shower, so I could unblock my nose a little...

Wondered why my eyes were burning halfway through, and realised I hadn’t turned the extraction fan on 😂🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

When you’re getting over being sick AND THEN get your period.

FUCK YOU BODY 🖕🏽😭🙃

I saw a menu for a place that delivers the ‘unique flavours from the south Pacific’

- sweet chilli chicken wings
- vegetarian goats salad
- duck confit

WHERE is the breadfruit, green bananas and palusami?!

I feel a better description would be “Boujee Island Fusion Food”

@Kahurangi okay, so I had voice timeline on, and everything got auto-read. Fuck that was bizarre 😂

What the fuck just I just do?! I clicked on something, and all of a sudden there’s a timeline of mastodon toots being read out.

I am in tears 😂😂😂😂

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