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I love it when people claim that they're the first person to ever say something when there's proof of it being on the internet for years

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The main character of 1984 works for the state by secretly reducing the breast size of video game characters

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bro do all zoo pandas live in one corner, i swear any photo of pandas those fuckers are in that "panda sneezing"-ass fake stone corner

"gnome voice" gnive gme gmy gkids gback glease poohohoho heeheehee

we've been good enough adults using toilets for the last few centuries

feel like it should be socially acceptable to shit in bags wherever you want now

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day 236 post-cancun. my brain has swelled to unhealthy levels. I have godly powers. seeing mew dimensions. I have transcended earthly pleasures (sex, clothes. others of course),

AHHHHH CANCUN FINALLY LEKAED I BEEN WAITN OVER A YEAR FIR THIS SHI
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PRADA BAG

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Death... I feel so uneasy!

— Ustuth Telingsåkzul, manager

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hrt 

I'll be honest, doctor, I really just want these pills to turn me into a gooey moth boy

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