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OFFICIAL LAWS OF THIS WEBSITE:

1) ALL FURRIES PUNCH FASCISTS AND EAT THE RICH
2) GAMERS ARE ILLEGAL
3) YOUR GENDER SLAPS
4) ANIME AVATARS AREN'T ALLOWED TO VOTE
5) WE ALL KISS HOT MONSTERS
6) COPS ARE WORSE THAN GAMERS AND ANIME AVATARS COMBINED

SORRY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, I JUST ENFORCE THEM

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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Please don't forget to go to HealthCare.gov to see if you can enroll in a Marketplace plan. There is help and Medicaid available for a lot of people, but you need to enroll by Saturday, December 15th! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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I posted this on twitter but I'll post it here too

So Volkswagen wants to charge me over two times as much as they originally quoted me to fix my car, so that means I have to ask for help! Hooray capitalism! I hate this! I'm gonna be streaming a bunch to try and help but if you can help, you can do so at ko-fi.com/shiriko

They want to charge me around $500 to replace a Coolant Flange to prevent the constant leaking of coolant and resutling overheating.

By 35, you should be a werewolf. Being a werewolf is essential to a happy retirement

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Why is our timeline like this.

RT: Ahmadinejad1956@twitter.com

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Im gonna interrupt your timeline with this:
THE CUTEST HEDGEHOG I'VE EVER SEEN

His name is Azuki and he has an instagram https://www.instagram.com/hedgehog_azuki
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Xmas Shitpost, Butt Stuff Show more

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a reminder, in the wake of the Sonic reveal, that Mario Odyssey literally puts three distinctly different species of "human" in the same shot and it's still less horrifying than the mere silhouette of Swole Sonic

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Throat is still pretty fucky but the OTC medicine I've been taking and, surprisingly, the coffee have been helping.

WATCH: Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Liberal Snowflake Six Flags Employee Who Says He Needs To Be This Tall To Ride The Roller Coaster

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Your boss needs you, but you don't need them

Women's World Cup Show more

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Your boss needs you, but you don't need them

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