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OFFICIAL LAWS OF THIS WEBSITE:

1) ALL FURRIES PUNCH FASCISTS AND EAT THE RICH
2) GAMERS ARE ILLEGAL
3) YOUR GENDER SLAPS
4) ANIME AVATARS AREN'T ALLOWED TO VOTE
5) WE ALL KISS HOT MONSTERS
6) COPS ARE WORSE THAN GAMERS AND ANIME AVATARS COMBINED

SORRY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, I JUST ENFORCE THEM

Just played a game of League of Legends as top lane Sion. I went 2/1/2 in a game where my team had like ~40 kills lmao. I just sat top and bullied Rumble. Their jungler never ONCE came top. Neither did mine, but they didn't need to. I kept pushing Rumble out of lane and just bullied him into his second turret while my team decimated the other team. Then I went bot and took two of their turrets lmao. LoL PvE mode

things gays like:

mcelroys
vinesauce
pokemon

things gays dislike:

sitting normally
capitalism

my impression of mastodon after a few days

the Black Mesa Source devs are posting Xen screenshots, it's actually real

Y’all thank you so much for the well wishes, it was an incredible day and once all the wedding stuff fell into place, we had so much fun and also we’re extremely married now 💜:rybark:💜:Ace:💜

solidarity for gay dogs and FUCK COPS

Yᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ!

𝔀𝓸𝓸!

sonicfox championed SC6 already

in a kinder world, homestuck would be a obscure and niche webcomic from the early 2000s and instead homestar runner would be the pervasive cultural touchstone. we'd all say "great jorb!" a lot.

eka's portal announces Vore 2: Battle Royale

asking for help update (still seeking assistance) / gofundme link, homelessness, boosts appreciated, Show more

Pros of openly being a #furry online:
- Everyone mentally imagines you as *actually* your fursona
- Fellow furries interact instantly w/ respect
- Frequent compliments + opportunities to compliment others
- Followers = furries + LGBT positive or cool non-furries w/ good opinions

Cons:
- n/a

semi -, meta, bad nazi memes Show more

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