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guess who wrote the cws in the search bar again

it is me, fuckers

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Since haven't made an post yet, I'm making one now!

Hello, my name's David, no one can pronounce my username, and my interests are and (especially )!

I'm a 20 year old gay trans guy from germany. Though my native language is german, I mostly toot in english.

Welcome to Mastodon!

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Repeat after me:

To be straight is to be political.
To be cis is to be political.
To be male is to be political.
To be white is to be political.

Every identity is political.
Only the privileged identities are labeled apolitical by society - but that doesn't mean that they are.
Everyone's identity is political.

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Youtube ad: Everyone hates writing. Why? Writer's block.

Me: You are categorically wrong. Writing is wonderful. Editing is what makes us anxious.

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eggs!! eggs!!!! anyone??? eggs!!! get them while theyre eggs!!

extremely immature language, rude brain 

Me: *literally just making breakfast*

My brain, in the loudest internal voice it can do: Cheesy on my weenie and some sauce-a on my balls~

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Hate speech .lgbt domain update 

gasthe.lgbt has been suspended from the registry by namecheap.

I had to insist because their first reply was this:

"However, as the content is no accessible, we are not able to confirm the subject domain has been registered for deliberate abusive activity.

From our side, we will be able to take the further action only on receiving a request from a law enforcement authority of the United States."

I had to reply them to read the domain name again

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(more iOS tests~~~)

(the alignment/metrics of the font haven't been fully worked out yet)

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Get ready : 2019 is the year of the Earth Pig and the year where we get to observe the Super Blood Wolf Moon which means this year is about stability, friendship, and calling upon ancient wolf gods to huff and puff nazis to another planet.

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it’s not perfect and the numbers are a bit wrong, but i’m not gonna do better today: here’s the fediverse.network 2018 report 🎉 !

tl;dr: ~ +58% instances (+1,583), +39% users (+688,565), +70% statuses (+89,020,828)

i’ll expand the report over the coming days with more interesting stuff, do not hesitate to send some feedback with ideas/.. :)

This toot is brought to you by Putting A Lighter Out Of Reach From Bed

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Being an adult means that sometimes you have to make Parental Decisions to protect your own childish ass form mortal danger

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"Cybersix: A Trans Interpretation" youtu.be/AQlYHu7Hk44

this is a series that I missed as a kid, do I remember seeing the ads. I was going back over YouTube and I looked it up for some reason and it is super good. it's really a shame that the US got a censored version and that it only got one season.

Argentinian source material, Canadian writing coupled with Japanese animation. This video also implies they think that sex is genderqueer, that they don't use that term.

#recs

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"you wouldn't download a" trivia (cw: sketchy business practices) 

wired.co.uk/article/dutch-righ

Hollywood-funded anti-piracy association Brein, the people who made the "you wouldn't download a car" ad, tried to stiff Melchior Rietveldt, the musician who composed the music for it, out of the vast bulk of his royalties. They told him the ad would only be shown at a local film festival, then stuck the ad on a bunch of DVDs and acted like they had full right to.

So, like, if you're ever wondering if anti-piracy capitalists hate piracy? The answer is "no". They'll steal and lie seven days a week and twice on Sundays. They just hate seeing people enjoy media without paying them.

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lets bring back the push for 5 hour work days

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police dogs shouldn't exist and they deserve better

(I'm ok, i just needed to do some benign grown-up person stuff)

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