kids: I'm hungry
Me: make a sandwich
kids: I don't want a sandwich
Me: then you're not hungry

When short people open their umbrella, they look like mushrooms. πŸ„

Sitting on a bench under the trees. The Sun is shining and the birds are singing. The grass is green on both sides of the small path going through the park. It is Summer in Denmark.

I just caught myself sitting on my own toilet, at home, saying "Damn, I'm tired. I could really just go home and sleep." I should probably go to bed. 🀷

I actually don't know what anything means

How many times do you think this sign was stolen before they resided to stick a tracker on it?

So Gab has decided that their own code that they spent $5M of investor money developing is so unsalvageably bad that they're going to use Mastodon's code instead, with the added bonus of leeching off of our apps (with Gab apps being banned from app stores)

This is an early warning to fellow admins to be vigilant and domain-block them on sight, when/if they appear (unconfirmed whether they intend to federate), and to app devs to consider if blocking Gab's domains from their app is necessary.

we live in a society 

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