Me, rolling my car windows back up: “oof I don’t wanna be caught listening to in this neighborhood...”

#vegan #oil #war #politics #violence 

Haaaa, my coworkers shitting on the Middle East over oil wars—meanwhile America is doing the SAME THING :) but it’s the “White way” so I guess we’re just going to gloss right over our own bullshit—*again. It’s like when white ppl shit on other countries for eating dog when it’s all just flesh; all high and mighty, crying “civilized” when it’s all the same violent shit.

just stole megan mccain's nose. she's on the view right now, ruining her mascara and warbling "give it BACK!"

animal illness 

Mishi’s kidneys are failing

I’m a wreck and now I’m at Vsec being so jealous that these people get to keep their pets when I’m probably going to have to put my best friend down...

job mentions, ableist language—not slurs but it could upset. 

So...I work at a place scheduling truck shipments and I keep forgetting that Nebraska and New Hampshire exist???

I can remember ND and NC but not NE or NH. New Hampshire is a city in PA, so that explains THAT one but NE...I just assume “north east” for some fukkin reason. Help I think I might be stupid???

David Koch was killed by Doomguy ripping him in half from a berserker powerup.

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

I go on mastodon and without any context, I see we’re celebrating the death of some dude named koch

I’ve been off FB for a long time so, I don’t know who he is.

But I’m sure he was probably a congress cuntfart that we are all better off without o3o

i don't need no monitor, i just stick the ethernet cable into my skin and let the content run through my veins

whining about my life, drug mentions and family dysfunction 

When you have a fucked up family...and your boyfriend does too, but his family tries to fake it...and they expect you to fake it with them...

...fuckin my mom is with a crackhead...I’m sorry I’m imposing but it’s this or the streets. My step dad doesn’t care where I go; he’s got a new family now...

@pbandkate you're gayer than you've ever been and now you're even gayer

And now you're even gayer

And now you're even gayer

And now you're gayer still

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