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Donation request 

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at my current job, we have a couple of upstairs rooms. one of them we call the green room, because it's where the money gets counted. we call the other one the blue room because it's where I sneak off to and take a nap when I feel sad

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bequeath unto me thine calories, and I shall expand

I was wondering why my noodles weren't that spicy. I just found the chili sauce packet still in my shirt pocket, so I guess this is just a thing I have now??

I like to think that Bowie would have enjoyed Cave Story if ever he played it

Sue in Cave Story: You don't scare me!

me, singing off-key at my monitor: 🎢 OH FOLLY, SUE 🎢

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Cypher: You know, I know this sergal doesn't exist. I know that when I nuzzle its tummy, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is soft and comforting. After nine years, you know what I realize?

[Nuzzles in deeper]

Cypher: Ignorance is bliss.

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Everybody says they want a big tiddy goth gf but when I show up and smother them all with my tiddies in service of our dark lord satan suddenly I'm "acting inappropriately in wal-mart"
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*shaggy from scooby doo voice*

it's a g- g- g- gay!
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Early people had to scrawl their posts on cave walls and barely got any favorites or boosts.

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this summer carly rae jepsen and master chief team up for an unstoppable action adventure but will they ever know love
#EnergySwordSunday

gender feelings ~ 

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Getting some spurs for the cowboy aesthetic and not for sex reasons at all, no you shut up.
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Some Mongolian Wrestling rules adapted for 5e

If your setting has steppe nomads, it should probably have wrestling. #DnD

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