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fragile masculinity 

This has to be my favourite Fragile Masculinity Product that I’ve ever found

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On the route to work there's a broken sprinkler that instead of a low cone of water it's firing a single high-powered jet at the middle of a tree trunk and it's such a weird little tableau to stumble on at 2 AM.

Godzilla spoilers 

I'll be honest, I was trying to keep an eye out for Kong Skull Island Easter eggs, and this one went right over my head. Though, the Mothra twins one did not.

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Me, here at jury duty if anyone tries to talk to me: I’m not here to make friends

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Ahh, summer nights. It feels so good to go outside in the evening just when the weather cools off. Enjoy yourself!

:promoted:​ Promoted by Mosquitoes

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I'm explaining to my mom what a mech is and she's insisting the Trojan horse was a mech.

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self Twitter screencap 

Tempted to do a fake account of Martha Stewart-esque lifestyle headlines but for eldritch cultists

Godzilla King of The Monsters spoiler-ish stuff 

Godzilla, King Ghidorah, and Rodan were credited as "Himself". Mothra was credited as "Herself".

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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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The internet has ruined/improved many songs for me; the Take On Me Literal Video, can't listen to the regular Don't You Want Me without singing the Cocktail Bar version, and this is all I hear when Fly Away comes on the radio youtu.be/8t-iFr9q1I8

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gotta say, i was not expecting this tidbit from the kenny g wikipedia page

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Marketplace of ideas shut down due to multiple health code violations

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Me: Pokémon please add bike support to Go
PKMN: What if we data-mined your sleep habits

Fleabag 

Claire the sister, not Claire the Finnish guy

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