Mind, given the current state of the internet, this is likely for the best. As it stands, right now saying something as innocent as "kittens are cute" can be seen as damning proof that you're an alt-right leftist SJW commie hitler-spawn and have you're account under siege so... yeah.
Sooooo... someone turned Windows 95 into an rpg... http://store.steampowered.com/app/588950/Kingsway/