Kim Possible @KimPossible@mastodon.social
I am a Tidy Aphrodite, a mischievous thinker and a fine Scotch drinker.
Should we invite tRump to Mastodon? HA. JUST KIDDING. If anything, he should join 4 Chan.
im going to send everyones anxiety directly to the sun on a rocketship made of three wheeled motorcycles
Kellan bought some tarot cards for his D&D thing and so I have been farting around with them.
I know nothing of this world, but I keep pulling up the same card - The Star. Spoopy doopy.
All of these people that have to take a selfie in front of every place they've ever been must think they need the evidence. What do they need it for?
java (jean lava)
I think that this is my favorite picture of my son to date.
Automatic edgelord detection
Happy Friday folks.
Always take the opportunity to widen your perspective. Travel, read whenever you can, hang with people from cultures that are not like your own.
The world really is a huge place with an incalculable amout of stuff to experience.
Don't sell yourself short. Get out there and embrace it.
concept: a messaging app that fades from blue to sunset to night as more and more friends go offline, and does the opposite for coming online
"How did it come to pass that this thing called anarchy was full of rules?"
Got about a quarter of the way into the Rolling Stone piece on Johnny Depp - well-written and morbidly interesting - when I realised I don't care enough about Depp to read further.
Think I'm too old for the internet.
Current status: singing "Go Bang" like a fool. #EDM
RT @texasstalkermom@twitter.com: I’m being facetious.
It’s like sarcasm, but for smart people.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/texasstalkermom/status/1010613535083257856
*serious journalist follows me on Twitter* time to retweet something about being smushed in the face with fursuit paws
Going to run a tabletop campaign like it's an old-timey-speakeasy but you have to show your rainbow avatar to get in.
Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: I wish I was extinct.
When people ask how old I am, I answer "older than Disco, and younger than the Cuban Missile Crisis."
the quality content you signed up for #mastoart #creativetoots #dancing
i am crowdsourcing fake video game names for a nebulous purpose, lay your best ones on me
lewd but strictly in the clinical sense Show more
INFUSED WITH THE JIVE,
OUR VERSE IS UNSTOPPABLE.
TREMBLE, MEATBOUND FOOLS.
