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I'm starting to write some short stories.

I have a site at:

Please check it out if you're interested.

Currently, the only story I've posted is a Naruto universe story starring my OC, .

But more will come eventually. ☺

I keep seeing the "mastodon is so unsecure don't post private info!!" stuff and I mean, that's true, don't get me wrong. But if y'all think jack and co. don't have access to our DMs as well, lmao.

Again, I'm not saying you SHOULD be all posting private info in DMs; practice safe interneting! It's just, like, this isn't new. That's how it is on most of these sites.

I don't even think FB messages are private? But don't quote me on that.

How to tell software has become excessively bloated:

1. Create a partition just big enough to house Windows & all the basic apps & use a 2nd partition for games & stuff.

2. Wait 4 years.

Seriously, I created a 40GB main partition back in 2014 & now, thanks to all the Windows updates & stuff, I actually had to move the swapfile to the 2nd partition cuz I ran out of space.

Even worse, I had to symlink some subfolders from my user folder to the 2nd partition too.


I may or may not have made an abomination just now... (Okay, I totally did. Someone please help me.)

I haven’t been paid yet and need money to get something to eat.

If you can throw me a couple of dollars that would be helpful and appreciated


So yeah, just for clarification, it's's server that's being slow due to the influx of new users. The other instances are fine.

I'm probably gonna try to remember where I put that alt account I made a while back, and if not, figure out where I can make a new one.

The poor Mastodon servers are straining under the heavy load from all the new tootposters...

BROKE: slide into your DMs

WOKE: sᴄᴏᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏ' ᴛᴏᴏᴛs

This toot was inspired by Twidere with the "Bring back my stars" setting enabled.

Twitter: [X] Liked your Retweet
Mastodon: [X] Favorited your Boost
Horton: [X] Favorited your Retweet

Counter-strategies to the fediverse

i.e. What Microsoft, Microsoft employees, and their unaware fans will be doing more frequently in the future, as Mastodon and the fediverse at large gain mainstream acceptance.

As an admin of an instance: don’t put anything on here at any privacy level you wanna stay truly private. I won’t share anything, but don’t put that in my or anybody else’s hands. Use the Signal texting app for truly private correspondence.

Twitter: "I told them if they didn't like it here, they could go elsewhere. I never dreamed they'd actually call my bluff."

DNC: "I heard that."

tired: TootSuite
wired: TootSweets
inspired: TootSweet!
fired: TootTweet

My Mastodon feed is livelier than ever and I'm loving it! So many friends from Twitter giving Mastodon a shot and I get to watch and help them as they all take their first elephant steps. 🐘🤝

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