None of you would be here if Tunglr didn't Thanos snap itself
You know what I hate about online recipes? The person writing it always has to give you their life story and background of all their family drama before listing like 10 ingredients and 5 half hearted cooking steps
If someone does something on Masto that reminds you of an old post, it’s a Blastodon from the Pastodon
an actual, real picture of me
Today is my birthday so give me boosts.
(it's legitimately my birthday, this isn't a bit I swear)
Tumblr dies today lads, press F to pay respects.
my dream body would be just to not have one
me @ my tootuals
fingers in his [REDACTED]
The only good type of apple is Honey-crisp the rest are trash red delicious? Trash Fiji? Trash Granny Smith? On thin ice
Jokes on you. I love myself.
Controversial Opinion:Flat soda is good
how about you mastodont
Went to donate blood, but they kept asking too many questions. "Who's blood is this?" "Where did you get it?" They were so nosey.
Press toot to pay respects
it’s minecraft hours once again. just beat a skeleton to death with a melon
Where are the soundcloud artists? I need new music to listen to
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