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None of you would be here if Tunglr didn't Thanos snap itself

You know what I hate about online recipes? The person writing it always has to give you their life story and background of all their family drama before listing like 10 ingredients and 5 half hearted cooking steps

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If someone does something on Masto that reminds you of an old post, it’s a Blastodon from the Pastodon

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Today is my birthday so give me boosts.

(it's legitimately my birthday, this isn't a bit I swear)

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The only good type of apple is Honey-crisp the rest are trash
red delicious? Trash
Fiji? Trash
Granny Smith? On thin ice

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Went to donate blood, but they kept asking too many questions. "Who's blood is this?" "Where did you get it?" They were so nosey. :angery:

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it’s minecraft hours once again. just beat a skeleton to death with a melon

Where are the soundcloud artists?
I need new music to listen to

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