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Kunoichi @Kunoichi@mastodon.social

I see the interface here is still ugly, but it loads much better than Birdsite. Impressive.

I haven't used Mastootdon in a long time. Birdsite keeps sucking me in.

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Capitalist Star Trek: teleportation costs per gram. Scotty finds he can save millions by omitting poop, which falls to the transporter pad.

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Sitting in the lobby of a hotel full of philosophers. Every time I go to a philosophy conference I wonder if this is a good thing. All these philosophers I mean.

All waiting around right now for the reception with the free wine and beer.

I will automatically follow anybody I notice with a Lain avatar without even reading their toots.

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Mastodon is like Halloween because the normal social rules of the neighbourhood don't apply, people randomly talk to you in an extremely nice way, and sometimes you turn around to find a witch is following you.

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Hi, I'm Tess, and my personal growth is intrinsically tied to kink.

@andyAstruc I think hackers.town is dead, can I join smut.town?

I can't log into it anymore.

Did hackers.town just die?

is there an easy way to migrate instances and keep your followers?

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*looks at twitter* oh good, i got followed by a tech exec and three more brands

*looks at mastodon* i got followed by 8 witches, 3 queer furries and 7 cybrepunks

Ishtar cultists emerge from the realm of Tiamat to terrorize the servants of their patron goddess' unfaithful husband YHWH.

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How to fly safely in 2017.

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a mastodon instance where you're not allowed to toot about mastodon

Sci fi idea: Millitary space opera, told from the perspective of a mid rank officer with a desk job who never sees combat. He wears power armor because of a bad knee.

Finished watching Shinsekai Yori, the ending is just as disappointing as I remember. It feels like there really should have been a forth arc.

Content warnings are being wasted on dumb jokes about content warnings. Post some porn goddessdamnit.