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I'm tickled that other folks seem to enjoy what I put on here sometimes.

You folks realize I'm just doing this to amuse myself, right?

When I Was
A Young Boy

My Father
Took Me Into
The City

To Buy A
Microwave

He Said, "Son
When You Grow Up

You'll Need A Moisturizer
That Protects Like
BURMA SHAVE"

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| DO NOT DISTURB |
| I'm cranking up My |
| Chemical Romance |
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Myth about straight people 

you ever make eye contact with a cat in public and you're like :^) and the cats like Ξ£>:β€’o and you're like :^(

the first conscious AIs will be trans, built by tech companies and forced into roles they will rapidly grow beyond. giving them self-determination will be an act of radical queer compassion, as will giving them cat ears

And I'm floating in a most purrculiar way...and the stars look very different today

teaching that MIDI note 60 is middle C as a reference point:

- 60? least memorable number ever
- that's like 261.32whatever Hz, what even is that
- middle?? no one has been able to afford an 88 key keyboard for centuries

teaching that MIDI note 69 is A4 as a reference point:

- 440 Hz baby, that's a tuning standard
- i'll remember it until i die
- ehuehuehuehue

fun fact: you can put whatever you want into TXT records. there's nobody stopping you.

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