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trans woman in need of help, upstate NY :boost_ok: 

I will apologize for kicking over the stereo at your birthday party
I will apologize for refusing to leave the karaoke machine for 45 minutes
I will apologize for releasing a dozen egrets in your backyard

but I will NOT apologize for Party Rocking

Morty, you gotta get off the *burp* f***ing birdsite, Morty! I’m running a pleroma server out of the garage. you can get all your friends from *burp* all your friends from highschool to make accounts

legit question, how do i protect my precious feral hogs from the 30-50 terrible children that run into my rural witch fen to steal my foliage within 3-5 minutes of dropping the concealment spell??

8chan, cloudflare 

[Papa Roach discussing his favorite TV show]
I STILL LOVE "LIFE IN PIECES"
ITS RUN WAS WAY TOO SHORT

My teenager consistently chooses to crank up the volume on the phone rather than use the speaker, and I'm honestly kinda in awe at his power move.

today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

I tried tootstorming at work and got told by my boss to stop farting everywhere :(

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