Lee 🤘🏻 @LeeRennoldson@mastodon.social
Geordie. The guy with the Batman tattoo. Can sneeze in six languages. Was born with a tail*
*Lies a lot
Got a date tonight. Show more
Sodding typical... as soon as I try to sleep my brain decides to go into overdrive!
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You know you're getting old when your friends start having babies on purpose.
If we don't win, I am never buying a Euromillions lottery ticket again. Not that I buy them now... I'm just not good with threats #Eurovision
Just found the photo from last year when I met Warwick Davis. Nice bloke.
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Just overheard on the bus: Show more
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’.
Awkward Show more
Got no sleep whatsoever last night. Show more
All of these shows where the cameras follow the police around have made me realise something...
You can't trust anyone with a blurry face!
I switched my iPhone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.
Gotta tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
Date went well. The fact she showed up in a Batman t-shirt (I've got a bit of a fetish for women in Batman clothing) bodes well...
The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██████ █████████ █████████.
I just typed "ninjas" into Google. It came back "ninjas can not be found."
Well played ninjas, well played...
I've got a date tomorrow. Asked her what she wanted to do and she said Guardians of the Galaxy and a Chinese. My kinda girl!
All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough.
I find myself asking this quite a lot...
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Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.
