Captain Boondoggle @LegendoftheFightBite@mastodon.social
Egoist Communist// Heart Breaker+Life Taker// Armed and Unarmed Self Defense Enthusiast// Wants to be a pro photojournalist and fight people for pizza money.
Back in the lab again and damn does it feel good! It's been far too long. 💪😂✌
The air quality out here is making me ill. I'll inform you n friends when it's gio time. Still trying to get my Bay area routines down.
This eggnog latte is shit but at least it's defrosting my frigid ass and I get to use the WiFi.
I also can't wait to go camping... I really need to go camping.
I'm really upset that I have moved out West and have yet to get into any "proper action." I was dying of boredom in the South. I don't need that shit here. I need action and adventure all in the name of the good fight.
It's killing me, but maybe its for the best. I'm out of practice and would probably get my teeth knocked down my throat... or would I?
practicing isometric pixel art inspired by Alex Schaefer's paintings
Problem:
We're a poor country, all our infrastructure is on fire and all our people are starving, omg help
Solutions!
CAPITALISM:
Create a super-powerful, untouchable class of Investment Bankers and idk they'll fix it or something
COMMUNISM:
Create a super-powerful, untouchable class of Party Administrators and idk they'll fix it or something
MILITARISM:
Create a super-powerful, untouchable class of Army Generals and idk they'll fix it or something
Capitalism incentivizes the worst parts of humanity and thinks its somehow working for the benefit of all.
you know in oregon trail when it's like "you became stuck in the mud. lose 1 day." it me
I love cooking.
There needs to be a Mastadon app.
