Pinned toot

Sipping white wine spritzers like some uppity amateur.

And for my next trick I’ll be using the fingertip towels to blow my nose.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
-Mark Twain

It’s interesting to me that I must be the only “horrible” person in the history of ever who’s literally never hurt another living thing.

Whatever.

It’s a grave error to minimize just how many different ways and methods people can utilize to desecrate and demolish a heart in this world.

Is it a blessing or a curse to not understand whether or not someone’s insulting you?

Seems like Ignorance is bliss but smiling at someone while they belittle and insult you makes hindsight a bitch.

But knowing you were genuinely kind in the face of nasty? Priceless.

Maybe I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m usually someone’s pain in the ass.

I don’t even have to try. It’s effortless.

If one chooses to judge others on experiences unknown, all judgments passed- however well intentioned or otherwise- are likely ignorant folly.

Horrifying experience with a self proclaimed “nice guy” on Twitter:

RT @MidNightMareY@twitter.com

1 Nice men- gather round. I want to tell you a story about a nice man.
This nice man was super sweet. Complimentary- engaging- he knew I was married and wanted to always be respectful of that. A nice guy. This nice guy lied about things but for the sake of anonymity on social

Wow! Here’s Roger Stone...a truly vile shell of a human being.

RT @NormOrnstein@twitter.com

Here is a Roger Stone story. When I went on Facebook, I naively accepted as a friend anyone who asked. One of them was Roger Stone. When Beau Biden, Joe’s son, died of his brain tumor, I wrote a Facebook post about it. I had known Biden since he came to the Senate at age 30. 1/

🤣

RT @DanRather@twitter.com

I don’t know folks, maybe he just got tired from all the winning...

Awww♥️♥️

RT @MinaANDMaya@twitter.com

🙌AWESOME man risks own life to save terrified ! 😲💪🏼"It always SEEMS impossible until it's done" ~ 💙💜 👏👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾 TENSE!

I can’t stand watching this, but I hope this monster is identified! 😡😢

RT @KerrieLaffan@twitter.com

Bastard. Twitter do your thing

*When your BFF breaks up with you on Twitter*

RT @AnnCoulter@twitter.com

Good news for George Herbert Walker Bush: As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as President of the United States.

♥️ this!

RT @ABCnewsto@twitter.com

Woman Forced to Remove Dying Tree, Turns It Into Tiny Library Instead

Brilliant idea! 👏

RT @goldengateblond@twitter.com

I haven't worked out the details but I'm pretty sure we can fix this mess with closed-circuit TV and a replica of the Fox & Friends set.

Nothin’.

RT @TeaPainUSA@twitter.com

Nothin' says "I'm not a crook" like channelin' Richard Nixon. t.co/6nDvILL5Q6

Owning the “libtards”🤣

RT @Kokomothegreat@twitter.com

@BetteMidler@twitter.com Bette, youll like this video i found on his IG t.co/dFMwzmfPHJ

That gratifying moment when you high five yourself for quitting Facebook 2 years ago and never even considering having an IG or WhatsApp... whatever tf that even is?

RT @jonestowne@twitter.com

plans to merge , Messenger and mol.im/a/6632355 via @MailOnline@twitter.com |

It’s so funny... because it’s true!

RT @KT_So_It_Goes@twitter.com

if any man would ever periscope themselves initiating a suicidal shootout with the feds - all while using a craigslist-purchased armenian gatling gun from 1924, wearing no pants, and smoking a pink flamingo lawn ornament filled with bath salts - that man is roger stone

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