There is a lot of pressure when joining a new social network. I find myself crossing my fingers the exact moment I join a new social network will not coincide with the exact moment every historian agrees said social network started going downhill. Do babies feel like this when they are born? Am I just being a self-conscious baby? Am I doing this right? 500 characters is way too many oh gosh what have I done?

*presses TOOT button*

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