I don't have a ton of energy to interact with ppl in complicated ways but I'm all up for holding very round plushes of friends in my lap & sorta squeezing w/ knees and arms
status: thinking about dress / cloth physics in zero g
kink, tf, 'you', manufactured consent // Show more
Your consent is increasingly important to the modern consumer. That is why, after being transformed, the merchandise will be fitted with a 'consent device'. For dolls and plushies, this is either a pull-string or a squeezable paw that plays a pre-recorded "Yes ❤️" message. On apparel, we embroider the same. On vibrators, we've relabeled the "Single Pulse" button as "Vibrates once for 'yes', twice for 'no'."
kink, hypno // Show more
thinking about: a diver absolutely mesmerized by an octopus's changing colors
who in turn is having fun exploring a human body, testing which parts bend & how much, how deep each orifice goes (so many!), playing with hair, making sucker-mark body art, wrapping it up & taking it home… 🎀💝🎀
aesthetic: spoken_heart and/or the wobbly open-mouthed "flustered" manga expression
I have been trying to make an effort to avoid doing things that I will regret but as it is now two hours past midnight & I only just put the book down, I didn't dobtoo good this time
decided going to keep reading until the Big Damn Turtles moment
there /better/ be a Big Damn Turtles moment
it's got giant space turtle friends who make knives but are thinking about branching into spoons
status: I started reading a mass-market sci-fi romance/space opera & it's a real page turner & it's after midnight & I'm nowhere near finishing
I don't actually remember what wearing jeans feels like. Haven't owned any in a long time.
I like when you get a bunch of masto notifs in a row & you watch the notification bar fill up until Android collapses it