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Everyone is hating on windows on my TL but idk personally I like having natural lighting in my house


Es fehlen Pools auf der GPN, ich wiederhole der Pool möge sich bitte auf der GPN melden. #GPN19


"Error: Your session has timed out from the server."

just reconnect. don't bother me with it. just re-establish the connection all nice n transparent like. whyyyyyyyy is this even an error condition?!

🖥️ :blobowo: *launches game*

Game: "You must read and accept this end user license agreement to play the game."

🖥️ :blobthinkingglare: *sits and reads the whole darn thing*

*Clicks [Accept]*

🖥️ :blobnervous:
Game: "Error: Your session has timed out from the server."

They didn't figure anyone would actually sit down and read it 🤷

YOU: so the A in RAID stands for "Array"?
US: Yes.
YOU: doesn't that mean saying "RAID array" is redundant?
US: Of course. That's what the R is for.

Trying out a new hair style. I think I like it, but without practice it takes a lot of time m)

Note the side with more hair in this picture is the side with the Sidecut in my avatar.

"Why do you hoard gold and silver anyway?" the princess asked.
"Copper, too," the dragon said.
"I've never heard of copper hoards."
The dragon shrugged. "Those metals are the best heat conductors. When I have enough, I will build cooling fins."
"Are you hot?"
"My egg will be."

Was viele nicht kennen: Die unterirdische Stadt Hannunder, die im 8. Jahrhundert verlassen wurde, um Hannover darüber zu bauen.

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

how did we end up in a world where "gender critical" is a shitty euphemism for transphobe instead of meaning the moment where you roll a 20 and realise you you're trans

When the first astronaut to Mars was about to board her ship, her husband gave her a book.
"I have lots of ebooks to read," she said.
"Open it," he said.
"Wait, it's a library book?"
"Take it with you. So I know you will come back to Earth."

The Big Bang was caused by a billion time machines from all over the continuum that had for some reason or other their time parameter accidentally set to zero.
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