bird site refugee, ecosocialist, foodist, computerer, extrembley stupid, also dumb
Helo eberyone I am finally moving to @logo please come fight me there thank's
So what's up with knzk then
Local Cats In This Alleyway Want To Fuck
The engine Thomas and the engine Percy are lovers and they like to kiss. This is canon
[Max Headroom voice] sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-SHIDding
ME: [reading a story about massive industrial lead pollution]
MY LAST REMAINING BRAIN CELL: ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡ ᵃᶠ
THANK YOU CHIEF!
BUT IT IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
eating a single ugg boot
Biting into a turnip like an apple and spitting it directly into the produce manager's face. He wants to kick me out but I am clearly too powerful
Whew, super glad it's Friday, I'm beat
If you wish to have a better experience on this website, simply do what I do and maintain utter ignorance of whatever personal drama happens to be floating around
I see y'all are Mackling today
Chief, This Is Not What You Seek
CRIME #3: stand in the street with a rock. Scream at rock. Call the rock a Bad and Evil Rock. BAD ROCK
CRIME #2: bring a turtle to a restauraunt. Assist the reptile in venting his suppressed, scaly rage upon all the tables, plates, etc found therein
CRIME #1: pour soup (chunky) onto a Police officer. Ensure soup is at room temperature to avoid startlement
A fun & legal thing that I like to do, is Crimes
I push a sausage through the hole of a donut. "THIS IS A SANDWICH" I yell at the crowd behind the barricades who are screaming for my blood.
[slaps top of liberty bell] this bad boy can fit so- [liberty bell cracks]
ME IN DRESS SHOES: Ah, hello! I am Business Man. Observe my confident Business Stride as I set out to complete my Business Work
ME IN ANY OTHER SHOES: children please be quiet daddy is hung over
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