logo, special export dad @Logophobe@mastodon.social

Helo eberyone I am finally moving to @logo please come fight me there thank's

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Helo eberyone I am finally moving to @logo please come fight me there thank's

So what's up with knzk then

Local Cats In This Alleyway Want To Fuck

ME: [reading a story about massive industrial lead pollution]

MY LAST REMAINING BRAIN CELL: ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡ ᵃᶠ

THANK YOU CHIEF!

BUT IT IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!

Biting into a turnip like an apple and spitting it directly into the produce manager's face. He wants to kick me out but I am clearly too powerful

Whew, super glad it's Friday, I'm beat

If you wish to have a better experience on this website, simply do what I do and maintain utter ignorance of whatever personal drama happens to be floating around

I see y'all are Mackling today

Chief, This Is Not What You Seek

CRIME #3: stand in the street with a rock. Scream at rock. Call the rock a Bad and Evil Rock. BAD ROCK

CRIME #2: bring a turtle to a restauraunt. Assist the reptile in venting his suppressed, scaly rage upon all the tables, plates, etc found therein

CRIME #1: pour soup (chunky) onto a Police officer. Ensure soup is at room temperature to avoid startlement

A fun & legal thing that I like to do, is Crimes

ME IN DRESS SHOES: Ah, hello! I am Business Man. Observe my confident Business Stride as I set out to complete my Business Work

ME IN ANY OTHER SHOES: children please be quiet daddy is hung over