CRIME #3: stand in the street with a rock. Scream at rock. Call the rock a Bad and Evil Rock. BAD ROCK
CRIME #2: bring a turtle to a restauraunt. Assist the reptile in venting his suppressed, scaly rage upon all the tables, plates, etc found therein
CRIME #1: pour soup (chunky) onto a Police officer. Ensure soup is at room temperature to avoid startlement
bird site refugee, ecosocialist, foodist, computerer, extrembley stupid, also dumb