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my toots are high art and if you can disagree the stupid clown store is that way and its not too late to get a refund

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Well I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
Well it goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

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went to the hospital to donate some fursuit juice. Doctor tried to tell me that its called blood and i have ab negative. Whatever dweeb.

love to come on here see how empty this place is and then dip. if anyone sees this im still on tumblr at lokaror. peace until like 4 months from now when i come back here to do this same shit

Duke Nukem boosted

i will support ferris buelle until the russian spies invade mastodon with frankly hilarious imagery

perhaps the real door stuck was the guys we added to friends along the way.

fuck it 3 years out of date molasses in the spice rack

castle doctrine is the ultimate fuck around and find out

starting to think some of you people aint really named what it says on this screen....

Bro that post about british people callin tortilla chips crisps is so fucking funny

Bro, that was so epic my muscles voluntarily flexed for that. Love this shit.

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