Sid Greenfield @LordOfTheGeeks@mastodon.social

I have juat realised my new computer's CPU (Ryzen 5600) has a bigger on die cache than my first ever PCs hard drive!?

Waking up to pleasing UK politics news 🤣

Hypothetically, if I had ended up with 53p in bitcoin, what the hell should I do with it?

My suggestion of throwing it on the bed and rolling around in it like I am rich apparently wasn't a good idea because "it isn't possible"

Well good news. A sign of a healthy compost heap are that is has lots of life in it.

Less good when you accidentally turn over a small hive of (I think) tree bumblebees trying to use the compost

No YOU forgot to update the bios before installing your new CPU

Look Dorene, I know your last boyfriend could "do this all day" but I ain't captain America so you're gonna have to give me 15 minutes

I have to accept I am middle aged when I see rain forecast and rush out to treat the lawn

Best investments in order of increasing benefits:
3. Home solar panels - awesome cost saving
2. Robot lawnmower - awesome time saving
1. Sharpie on the fridge to write dates jars e.g. sauce are opened so I know if stuff is off - awesome sanity saving

Today has been a good day. Since this is rare I thought I should share.
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I'm not saying they missed the point but...

Some people say I use fiction as unhealthy escapism instead of actually dealing with my poor mental health and to them I say:

Shh, I'm reading