I can never remember if gender criticals do 50% more gender or 100% more gender.

Me and @diffractie have opened our own little store for art and sewn creations! :3 I've ordered art prints, so the shop will be stocked with them soon! For now, here's my current lot of sewn items: numonday.com/shop/willows-craf #mastoart #brynnsbears #art #crafts #sewing

The fun of the OH running a small seamstress business/webstore:
OH: I think demand for cloth facemasks is dropping off. No orders in 2 days, time to go back to making normal clothing
*3 orders appear in 2 minutes*
OH: ah someone with 160k followers on twitter just tweeting about my masks...

Bear reveal, now for sale! 

UK only! A handmade, 10" tall burgundy crushed velvet bear needs a loving home. They have lil' black eyes, brown felt pads on their paws, a black felt nose, and a blue and silver neck ribbon. Made over the course of 3 days, with a sewing pattern I made myself. Will you give this cutie a home? Not suitable for young children.

£40 inc P&P

To order: willowscraftsandcreations@protonmail.com invoices will be sent via paypal. #brynnsbears, #sewing #crafts

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COVID-19 Stuff but +ve 

My OH is an actual hero. Her response to the COVID-19 crisis was "well we're both going to be anxious so need to have lots more sex" and then she comes home from the shops the next day with an entire bag of Easter eggs!?

How does World Pangolin Day come around each year so dang fast!?

Hey, UK peeps! I am selling these cute owls I hand crafted to support me and my partner. They will be £6.50, or two for £10.00, + £3 Postage&Packaging (£9.50, £13.00 total) Email: willowscraftsandcreations@protonmail.com to order or ask any questions, invoices will be sent via paypal. #art #handmade #crafts

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Random thoughts as I can't sleep.
Identity is such a weird thing. It is the thing that hurts most to have changed or limited but identity means different things to different people. For most people gender is a critical part of your identity but for me it Isn't, yet my degree subject I studied half a lifetime ago defines how I see myself and hurts if I feel like I lost my connection to the subject.

As you were

Fact I found out today that filled my heart with joy: Cubesats (tiny cheap satellites roughly 10cm cubes) as a form factor were defined by a uni professor who challenged his class to fit a satellite design into a beanie baby (those little bear things) box.
And a worldwide multimillion pound industry now uses that size as a standard, the same beanie baby box size

<lays in bed>

My brain:.. What if the earth was flat and the rich people all lived on the outskirts? They'd be called Edge Lords

pizza opinion 

everyone talks about pineapples on pizza but what about pizza on pineapples

@sophia However high your mountain may be, everest or a tree stump, make sure you shit on the top.

I can tell I've seen a health improvement because I've started to daydream about quantum physics and maths again.

MH - 

Not sure why but having 2 weeks off for Christmas this year had set off a load of anxiety and not in any way that seems logical or even related to Xmas itself.

Anyway I'm thinking it may be time to do something about this. Anyone got any suggestions for where to start whether via NHS or anywhere else

Mom, Dad
I'm Homogeneous.

*I collapse into a puddle of indistinguishable liquid*

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