Sid Greenfield @LordOfTheGeeks@mastodon.social

you miss 100% of the naps you don't take

its here

It's gonna be... Wheely good

Hang on i forgot the tradition.

It's my birthday give me boosts.

The smallest amount of time is the time it takes for a gamerbro to see a girl's feet and get an erection.

It's called a femme-toe second.

I was going to be called Angus if I was a boy, so since I’ve turned out to be neither boy nor girl I thought about combining Angus with Kirsty then realised the portmanteau would be Angsty

still thinking about the most powerful move in chess, Telefrag Castling https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1067812882933403648

I can never remember if gender criticals do 50% more gender or 100% more gender.

Me and @diffractie have opened our own little store for art and sewn creations! :3 I've ordered art prints, so the shop will be stocked with them soon! For now, here's my current lot of sewn items: https://www.numonday.com/shop/willows-crafts-and-creations/ #mastoart #brynnsbears #art #crafts #sewing

UK only! A handmade, 10" tall burgundy crushed velvet bear needs a loving home. They have lil' black eyes, brown felt pads on their paws, a black felt nose, and a blue and silver neck ribbon. Made over the course of 3 days, with a sewing pattern I made myself. Will you give this cutie a home? Not suitable for young children.

£40 inc P&P

To order: willowscraftsandcreations@protonmail.com invoices will be sent via paypal. #brynnsbears, #sewing #crafts

Look at this gorgeous sunrise holyshit