You need not be Muslim or a believer or even a patriot to oppose blatantly discriminatory bills like NRC and CAB.
All you need to be to is human.

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Newsance's disclaimer is a whole mood and a giant middle finger in itself.
Whoever drafted this needs a raise and a year's supply of chocolate. At least... πŸ˜ΉπŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

CC: @Memeghnad

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If does manage to become the FIRST ever American Prez to get impeached, I'll build a grand shrine to our Holy God Dinkan!

Dinkalleluijah!
Masha Dinka!
Om Namo Dinkaya Namah! πŸ˜ŒπŸ™

CC: @Dinkan


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Dumbledore sent an owl

They're making new teachers drink Veritaserum before entering Hogwarts premises

Pliss be careful Mad-Eye Mudi!!

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IMPORTANT:
'Casteism & Advocation of Casteism' is now officially a part of Mastodon's content policy.

If you see any handles here that are using casteist slurs to harass others or push a casteist agenda, feel free to report them. The handle will be suspended!! Cheers! 😊✌️



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Meanwhile, newly created troll handles from who have followed us to Mastodon are celebrating. They think the absence of Police handles here allows them to abuse & harass as they please!

Translation of the Toot below: "Now we can easily post offensive Toots because the victim can't tag a Police handle to report us."

FYI @Gargron @stux @citrustwee @LuigiEsq @Deepsealioness @rupagulab @SilkyNsa@mstdn.social @obscurosaur @OpusOfAli @bisaat @Shudraism @h_tejas

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BirdSite is SO cute!! They happily accomodate such tweets blatantly promoting majoritarian bullying and then post LONG threads on how they are apparently a fair, balanced and safe platform LOL...

THIS is why our exodus to Mastodon happened. THIS is why BirdSite must be robbed of its monopoly over controlling online chatter and agenda.

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Fyi:
@Deepsealioness @KavitaKrishnan @obscurosaur @PJ_KING @sanjayuvacha @OpusOfAli

@KavitaKrishnan ma'am Liking + Boosting my Toot is undoubtedly one of THE best moments in my 4-day-long Mastodon journey... πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŠπŸ’—βœŒοΈ

Link to the Toot: mastodon.social/@Lord_VoldeMau

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Sanghi trolls are openly asking their Handlers whether there's payment for tooting + trolling on lmfao!!πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ
This is fkng hilarious... 😹🀭

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IMPORTANT:

I just dropped the tick βœ… from my handle here on Mastodon. Here's why...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

SquintNeon and his gang of abusive RW trolls are here already! Kindly BLOCK HIM & ALL HIS FOLLOWERS before they start harassing or SSing ur toots!!

@Deepsealioness @Shudraism @dearthofsid
@ParadoxicalPari
@rupagulab

Stay safe & boost this to warn others here!!

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Police state much!?

In even "political comments" are illegal and immediately pounced upon by the Police while neo-n@zi handles on BirdSite quietly laugh and post their next inflammatory tweet w/ total impunity!!

Here's a totally innocuous tweet by Rana Ayyub and Amethi Police's immediate response to it!!
Wah Modiji Wah!!πŸ‘πŸ˜ΉπŸ™



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PRO TIP:

Unlike BirdSite, your TOOTS CAN BE EDITED on Mastadon! Follow this simple 3-step process to start using this valuable feature:

1. Tap on the 3 dots under the toot you want to edit for options

2. A new dialog box opens. Select 'Delete & re-draft'

3. Confirm the edit by selecting 'Delete & Redraft'

4. You can now edit BOTH the text & privacy setting for your Toot! When satisfied w/ the changes, select 'Toot'! πŸ˜ŠπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

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LIVE UPDATE:
MirrorNow is discussing BirdSite's ideological bias and the mass-exodus of BirdSite users to Mastadon on primetime! (See screengrabs) 😊✌️

+@Gargron & @stux,
More Indian traffic coming soon to Mastodon, guys!!

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Here's a privacy tip for new Tooters.

You can choose between FOUR different privacy settings for every individual toot u post here!! Just how cool is that!? 🀩🀘

While drafting a toot, follow these simple steps:

1. Click on the globe icon in the 'compose toot' window

2. Select any of these privacy settings for the toot you are composing:
πŸ”ΈPublic
πŸ”ΈPublic but unlisted
πŸ”ΈPrivate n visible to ur followers only
πŸ”ΈDirect (similar to Twitter DMs!)

Boost & spread word!! πŸ’—

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The quiet here is givin' me anxiety yo πŸ˜’πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

I want to outrage
I want to troll neoNazi thugs
I want to shitpost

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