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deutschposting, adhs 

wenn du aufräumen willst aber adhs hast und im sekundentakt noch mehr ablenkung findest

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wish there was a Do Not Disturb mode but for everything everywhere

just regular GNOME things 

gnome devs fix your shitty attitudes challenge

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just regular GNOME things 

if you were wondering why GTK_USE_PORTAL stopped working recently, it's because the gnome developers still hate users and think we're "clowns" for wanting some consistency, so instead of fixing their shit they decided to sabotage it even further, deliberately moving it behind a debug flag gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gtk/-/m

when software documentation is like if in doubt you can chmod 777 to make things work

take a benzo and clean your room you muppet baby bitch

Scientists discover the reason why skulls are always grinning: Being dead is fun as hell

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strange new worlds s01e05 

use the transporter to reflavor CUM??

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shout out to my $(sync; sync) after file transfers homies

you're telling me a teenage did all that engineering

DID YOU KNOW: parcel services maintain the largest bathroom surveillance network on the planet, always ready to speedrun to your doorbell whenever you take a shit

true facts captchas taught me 

america consists of 99% paved asphalt and traffic lights equipped with cloaking technology

crosswalks are extremely inconsistent remnants of unknown purpose left by some ancient civilization

people have no idea that bicycles, scooters, motorcycles, and buses are in fact different things

our planet is slowly being overrun by intergalactic fire hydrant shaped invaders

autopilot "AI" is going to kill us all

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