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A GAME BY ITS COVER 2020

make games based on the My Famicase Exhibition (or don't, who cares)

sep 1 - sep 30

itch.io/jam/a-game-by-its-cove

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cloudflare, please stop 

you do not need to give them full control over your dns, what are you crazy

you do not need to let them person-in-the-middle your entire traffic to save those 12ms load time or whatever. you don't need it. all it does is exclude a large now-invisible portion of users who then just cannot access your website anymore

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cloudflare, please stop 

i want to live in a world where cloudflare doesn't exist but even more so i wish people would stop putting cloudflare free tier or whatever that shit is in front of their 100 visitors per month ass websites because i cannot access any of them

the real joke is, someone did this already but with doom and cpu cores turned into a pixel display

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how to rig your music player program to utilize exactly the right amount of cpu load distributed across all available cores to make the system load monitor behave like a graphic equalizer

petitioning caniuse dot com to include dillo, netsurf, and lynx

webshit, npm 

hey sorry for being obnoxious but if your cool web projects readme install instructions start with 'npm install' i immediately lose consciousness and the will to live

it's about perseverance, and curiosity, and opportunity, and spirit, and sojourner

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JPL live landing clean feed if you don't want commentary and just want calm soothing audio from Mission Control: youtu.be/kPrbJ63qUc4

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i complain that the two wolves meme won't stop but this is my longest running post on tumblr and it never stops

Pizza has a top and a bottom. Calzone has an inside and an outside. I'm proposing a theoretical new variant with only one side, a kleinza or perhaps kleinzone, if you will.

fun kernel messages, yo dawg 

"tpm tpm0: A TPM error (256) occurred stopping the TPM"

Jack Dorsey and Musk endorsing bitcoin tells you something.

No, it doesn’t say anything about bitcoin. It tells you that these people are somewhere on the showman - conman - fraudster continuum. That’s it. That’s what this tells you.

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