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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says theyโ€™re โ€œMLโ€ it means theyโ€™re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).

thankfully he's way out of my league so I can just be like "ah nothing to it"

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Every now and then I'm doing dishes and I think about "plate cucks" but I can't laugh because I am, in that moment, cucked by plates

the man single-handedly took Jordash off the map for like two years.

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despite the legitimate criticisms that could be made about Zizek I will always be thankful to him for owning Jordan Peterson so hard that he got addicted to benzos and shipped to Russia by his carnivorous daughter.

'china' was invented by the first qin emperor to sell more mandate of heaven

On the one hand I'm glad Scalia is dead, but on the other it would've been really funny to watch his slow sundowning reach its inevitable conclusion: Q-Anon Scalia.

The Virgin SodaStream vs. the Chad DrinkMate Sparkling Water and Soda Maker

some people type "shitposter" with such venom on their fingertips. how did they manage to cede absurd humor to reactionaries, who are notoriously bad at it

Spotify like your most listened genres of 2020 are:

๐Ÿ“Š ๐—ฉ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ
๐Ÿ“Š ๐—˜๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€๐˜†๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ
๐Ÿ“Š ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐—ต๐—บ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ธ
๐Ÿ“Š ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ

your favorite podcasts:

๐Ÿ“Š ๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ
๐Ÿ“Š ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐— ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€
๐Ÿ“Š ๐—”๐—  ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ผ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ

'unabomber' is actually a misspelling of the italian 'una bomba', 'a bomb'

ya know I've had some perfectly normal conversations with people on this instance about why I usually dislike c.u.c.k. jokes. it's cool, people actually respect my opinion and my decision to mute that word, even if they don't object to it like I do. #BlockAndMuteAwarenessWeek

ive posted this full image before but it's so good. cw for being literally nazi propaganda but it kinda whips. goals.

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whats 4chan, is it like a forum? i used to be on the official red hot chili peppers forum. is it like that

when I start balding I'm gonna start growing my hair out as much as possible at the same time

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