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you can be mad at me, you can hate me, you can criticize me, you can harass me, you can ostracize me,

but you know what?

please don’t.

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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).

I was reading Dred Scott for class today and the person who had the book before me just annotated it with “wtf”

Me (Mastodon's Eric Garland):

Buckle up. Stay focused. Grind Hard. Get nasty with it. Family court. Partial custody? No. Live fast. Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Cocaine.

Twitter may have the Trump takes, but here is something that Twitter does not have: wound cube

@LuigiEsq I guess you could say I had a *removes sunglasses* debilitating addiction to posting *hella smirk*

Calling New Jersey “Newj” and seeing how long it takes people to start punching me

teens react to my fashion sense and say some really hurtful stuff

I keep breaking the law but it won’t go away. Anyone have experience with this kind of bug?

love too log on twitter and have the first thing I see be someone quote-tweeting a video of a guy getting his dick sucked. like thanks champ, needed that

despite all my rage

I'm still just coming out of my cage

and I've been doing just fine

gotta gotta be down

Pirating “The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck” then changing the color-scheme to gold on red and renaming it “The Radical Praxis of Not Giving A Fuck,” instantly selling thousands of copies to people who also subscribe to Jacobin.

My girlfriend is ace but also super offline, so when I explained the whole ace discourse to her a few hours ago she just responded, “damn dude everyone on your website sounds exhausting to be around.”



Pissing off music fans by telling them Sound of Silence is an homage to Geddy Lee’s famous line in Spirit of the Radio.


I was taking a break and my boss was like "Hey put those breaks back!"

more and more potential employers are asking questions like “who let you in here?” and “how did you get past security?”

we as millennials need to be prepared for this changing landscape.

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