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Universal Basic Income (UBI): A History 

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you can be mad at me, you can hate me, you can criticize me, you can harass me, you can ostracize me,

but you know what?

please don’t.

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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).

@LuigiEsq fuxk this. It's been a while since I've hated a post of yours, good job I guess

honkgry is what u call it when a quackquack wants to eat a breb :3

Why the fuck was the internet so obsessed with trochees in the 2000s

Luigi I will kill you for this one. I will put you in the ground

to whiom it may concern,

i amn writing you to apply for the position of "jr. bitch" at Jackass, Dickwad & Jerk. i am a diligent and hardworking cog who can turn multiple times without cracking, chipping, or exhibiting any signs of ware. i am also passionate about my career, and advancing it. these unique skills will allow me to adeptly fulfill my lesser bitchly duties at your firm.

thank you for your consideration.


luigi esq

might do a "troll" online. might fuck about and say silly things like "TROLOLOLOLOL"

jackdaw has so much clout on mastodon that he gained an intimidation modifier in real life. he's out there just absolutely domming the PNW leftist scene, forcing lesser account-holders to cower in the shadow of his aura.

thiccarus flew away, but the clap of his fat ass cheeks alerted the sun and caused his wings to melt

is the shrew small, or is the shrew goth? a question that has plagued theologians for centuries. yet here, i posit a novel answer, based on an extensive exegesis of the original texts: the shrew is both small, and goth, one entity inhabiting two separate planes of being.

27/m/engineer. I love awesomesauce, classiness, and everything geek. I hate Scumbag Steves and any other kind of fail people. P.S., when does the narwhal bacon? If you can answer this then you’re certifiably epic good sir or madam.

the sun is cold. it is the moons anger at daylight that burns us.

i used to see a lot of people call Engels "the Luigi of communism" but hardly anyone calling Max Stirner "the Beavis of nihilism" or whatever

Billie Eilish is a fool if she thinks she can seduce my dad

In 2000, we were able to identify the Standard Model relationship with the confirmation of the existence of "Waluigi".

Some have proposed the Supersymmetry Model; I say this model does not go far enough.

What I am proposing is a radical paradigm shift from even just a generation ago: with the confirmed existence of Gooigi, the entire model as we've known it was thrown into disarray.

The String Theory Model attempts to reconcile that which we know to be true, and that which we do not yet know.

hey wtf rachel dolezal just came out as bi!!!! we stan an icon!!

someday I will say 'subtoot' outside the Mastodon context, ending my life instantly

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