Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).
I have a firm belief that if Matt didn’t have the Chapo brand’s baggage he would do very well on Mastodon.
I’m the only bearded white guy on earth who doesn’t really like mountain goats that much I think
just got 2 rose emojis in my name. guess what?
pepsi: [making love to his wife]
pepsi’s wife: what are you doing on your phone
pepsi’s wife: you’re boosting coochie elf, aren’t you
yeah, I’m sorry. It’s not even fair. I don’t understand how people think they should know what they do to you. It’s just like, I wanna was the way to you. Yeah that’s fine I’ll let y’all go. It’s just a bummer but that’s what I do.
gonna write my next toot completely with predictive text hope it works!
almost posted something facebook wine mom adjacent but stopped myself in time
Smdh what kinda name is Garth. Sith Lord honorific sounding ass Wayne’s World motherfuckin name.
*nodding silently in agreement as I watch mufos converse*
the opening of Black Skinhead but it's Waluigi going "Wahh"
I’m kind of shocked when I see someone from .social still hanging around. a relic from the past
gonna post my creative writing on wattpad then get mad when no one pays attention to it because it's not another supernatural YA book or slash fiction.
Made it to 8k before I remembered I have homework. Back to writing stuff about law QQ
(I actually don't hate it I promise, otherwise I wouldn't be here)
sure the first 15 minutes of Up were pretty sad but have you ever seen anything like this?
Your friendly neighborhood Haunted Mansion Owner.
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