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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).

Communism is a Class that allows you to Spec into Marxism-Leninism, and Tankie is a Build of ML.

Ernest, like many American men, was invented to sell insurance

Remembering one of the worst White Gay Guy takes I ever heard, which was “it’s harder being gay than being a PoC because you don’t have to ‘come out’ to society as a PoC.”

Ah fuck. While I was being led through the mist by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost was revealed, and I totally forgot to put the milk-light back in the fridge and now it’s spoiled. Sorry y’all.

ladies. gentlemen. enbies. the disgusting coward and fool luigi.

we here at antihornt gang have been working day and night to develop the technology that will prevent anyone from feeling horny, ever again. there has been a breakthrough.

for far too long I languished in unpopularity on the birdsite

now I can languish in unpopularity here, a totally different site

aesthetic virtual reality idea: a middle aged woman is sitting at a desk and tearing up from laughter. she says "there's never a dull moment in here" after finding out someone in her team misplaced their pen and mistakenly took someone else's. you die a little bit inside.

In an earlier thread, I wrote briefly about trans people in medieval Europe, and discussed some of the main issues when studying the medieval history of trans people.

Today, if you'll indulge me, I want to spend some time discussing a single person in detail. I want to talk about the way she's been written about, and about her and what she can teach us about life as a trans person 600 years ago.

This is the story of Eleanor Rykener.

Garfield: *consistently crafting insightful and thought-provoking threads about history, literature, sexuality and politics*

Luigi, Esq.: heh, what if jomney sun but, like, dystopian

oh, there’s a reason they called him Clit Fisto in Jedi High School 😏

British cops store all their tea in those giant stupid hats they wear and that's why sherlock holmes had to solve all their crimes, was so they didn't spill their tea

Mmm yes discourse. Very good. But what about if it were about me instead?

@LuigiEsq "Jomny Sun dystopia" is a subgenre I could get behind

that same ukulele chord progression, looping for eternity

@LuigiEsq thamk you Luingi for this remider. I will br so stron with tis Nutrents ans now I can do al the wrok

henlo smol cimtizens :) remebmer to drimk your Nutrient Product™️ so you can stay stromg and be more probductive in The Factory ❤️

what if all the shitty machine-generated child-oriented youtube channels are actually just modern day numbers stations

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