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Just for the sake of clarity — things I will CW on this account (and if I slip up and forget please hold me accountable):

Sexual assault or any kind of sexual or physical abuse.

Triggering topics like suicide and self harm.

Violent or otherwise NSFW images.

Things I won’t CW:

Anything else. Current events, politics, etc.

To avoid any confusion or distress, please feel free to filter, mute, or block. I won’t take it personally if you disagree and want to curate your own experience.

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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).

In the verdant tropics you clash with Colin Eastham II, an obnoxious queer in auburn fashion.

This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen. This is like an S-tier shitpost but they’re completely serious. These are the stupidest people on earth.

I’ve read over ten thousand books, but only the footnotes.

Lupin the Third: Part 5 is so good. I don’t understand why I didn’t see more buzz about it while it was airing.

This heat is himboifying me in a totally unsexy way, in that I feel unintelligent and want to remove all my clothes but I'm also extremely uncomfortable

Feels like every cool technological innovation turns out to cause cancer.

Garf logs back on right when Roger Stone escapes jail time

Coincidence?

Yeah, probably

fine: being religious

also fine: not being religious

absolutely not fine: being really into a parody religion

@LuigiEsq

this is when i am wheeled in riding on top of a new 18,000 btu Carrier upright air conditioner. i flick the power switch and the deafening volume of the jet turbine inside drowns out your toot. the gusting vents eject pre-loaded stacks of dollar bills, as literal cool hard cash fills the air like confetti.

it's a shame culture was cancelled after only one season. if fox had stopped messing around with the schedule and actually advertised it, it could've been a classic.

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