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*sees there’s another round of twitter migrants*

alright kids, let me tell you how this place works.

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Rule 1:

It’s always Eve’s Birthday

Rule 2:

Todd is Schrodinger’s Cancelled Account, perpetually existing in a state of cancelled and uncancelled

Rule 3:

Pepsi is Everyone’s Dad

Rule 4:

Nutt Godd WILL slime you at some point. It’s a matter of when, not if.

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Get these cold truths into your head and you might survive.

@LuigiEsq rule 5: you should've stuck this longpost under a CW :P

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Rule 5:

AD WILL boost and fave all replies and toots that come across the timeline. NO EXCEPTIONS.

@nuttgodd @LuigiEsq It shows. Green is a very environmental, clean and healthy color.

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