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my professors, mentors, and various school faculty irl: essentially do not give legal advice under any circumstances, it's a flagrant ethics violation, don't do it

me (online): yeah so i'm basically a lawyer, so to answer your question

@LuigiEsq

I'll just give you a few dollars so the conversation is confidential.

@StevenDBT @adrenalineetc @kew since i'm still in law school and have not passed the bar, i'm not qualified to give legal advice.

@LuigiEsq @StevenDBT @adrenalineetc aaaaaaah okay that makes sense. i thought those mfs were like "shh don't share the Law Secrets with the dirty Commoners"

@kew @LuigiEsq @StevenDBT @adrenalineetc the only REAL Law Secret you need to know is: don't talk to the cops. Ever.

@LuigiEsq Is it legal for me to steal the gun of a cop and convert it into a juul?

@peptostate @LuigiEsq Absolutely, if you're insane, and stealing a cop's gun would qualify in my book.

@LuigiEsq can we class action sue the woodchuck for possible exploitative work practices and nontransparent accounting?

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