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people are mad at Eugen because he said “rich text? more like bitch text” then did a sick kickflip and skateboarded out of the room while smoking a big fat j. everyone thought it was really cool, but they got mad at themselves for thinking it, and it made them even more angry. afterwards they were walking home and Eugen sped by in his sports car, hitting a puddle and soaking them with a comically large wave. to make matters worse, he was in the car with their crush, and prom is only a week away

@LuigiEsq

you realize this will end up being in a future religious text, right?

@LuigiEsq
this is the best mastodon post of all time to date 📸🏅

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