Hi I’m a burly white man with a beard and I’ve just started a brewery. It’s called Wolf Maiden Brewing and the logo is a heavy metal version of Little Red Riding Hood. We only make terrible $11 IPA’s called like The Wicked Woodsman.
@LuigiEsq i wish i could unsee this post
@LuigiEsq do you have any opinions on music, Dave?
@LuigiEsq do you have any terrible novelty beers with weed in them
@BDA yes that would be Grandma’s Big Eye’d Brew, a double IPA with .01 grams of THC that tastes like liquid skunk
@LuigiEsq excellent, i'll take an awkwardly large bottle that is literally impossible to clean
@LuigiEsq sounds good
@LuigiEsq do you do crowlers yet
@LuigiEsq do u got sours
@LuigiEsq please, i just want a lager. please
@dankwraith la.. gur? hmm. not sure I’ve ever heard of that before. Is it a type of pale ale?
@LuigiEsq a wheat beer called All The Better To Wheat You
@LuigiEsq hi, I'm Bryce Youngquist. I will be hanging around your brewery at all hours of the day talking about a white collar job of indeterminate nature and/or my romantic woes unless paid.
@LuigiEsq the level of collaboration on this joke is a thing of beauty
@LuigiEsq @ me next time
@LuigiEsq this is VERY boston
The Oregonian dream realized
@LuigiEsq Good old fashioned American pisswater >>>>> overhopped bullshit.
@LuigiEsq Hello! My fiance and I are looking for a fun place for our reception. How much would it cost to rent out the brewery?
@LuigiEsq My cousin's incredibly drunk hen do (aka bachlorette party) are all in ubers, on their way to your tap room right now.
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