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Hi I’m a burly white man with a beard and I’ve just started a brewery. It’s called Wolf Maiden Brewing and the logo is a heavy metal version of Little Red Riding Hood. We only make terrible $11 IPA’s called like The Wicked Woodsman.

@LuigiEsq do you have any terrible novelty beers with weed in them

@BDA yes that would be Grandma’s Big Eye’d Brew, a double IPA with .01 grams of THC that tastes like liquid skunk

@LuigiEsq excellent, i'll take an awkwardly large bottle that is literally impossible to clean

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I'd bet my last fucking dollar that you could find something like this but it has cbd instead of thc

@MrJimmy @LuigiEsq i've seen ads around town for an IPA called "the hemperor"
i didn't care enough to find out exactly how it worked

@dankwraith la.. gur? hmm. not sure I’ve ever heard of that before. Is it a type of pale ale?

@LuigiEsq hi, I'm Bryce Youngquist. I will be hanging around your brewery at all hours of the day talking about a white collar job of indeterminate nature and/or my romantic woes unless paid.

@LuigiEsq the level of collaboration on this joke is a thing of beauty

@LuigiEsq Good old fashioned American pisswater >>>>> overhopped bullshit.

@LuigiEsq Hello! My fiance and I are looking for a fun place for our reception. How much would it cost to rent out the brewery?

@LuigiEsq My cousin's incredibly drunk hen do (aka bachlorette party) are all in ubers, on their way to your tap room right now.

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