17th century tombstone:
[shaped like a giant skull with wings]
Hᴇʀᴇ ʟʏᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ
ᴄᴏʀᴘsᴇ ᴏғ Gɪɴɴʏ Bʀᴏᴡɴ
Hᴇʀ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ
Pʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜʏɴᴇsᴇʟғ, ᴏɴʟᴏᴏᴋᴇʀ
Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ғᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ
decided to redraft with more effort
fuck I wrote “her laugh forever more silent” and then imagined if I had to write that for my wife and made myself sad
feeling extremely powerful empathy for an anonymous imaginary 17th century widower I just now created
I wasn’t joking. snapped these on my lunch break yesterday.
@LuigiEsq worth it
@LuigiEsq she used to love the sea....
@laser when Lemuel Wenterworth Brown (1652-1719) wrote “her laugh forever more silent,” I felt that...
@LuigiEsq you fucking made me sad weeg
@LuigiEsq this is one of those old-fashioned Good Posts
@Aleums thank you. every now and then the muses pick you for a classic Good One and you’ve just gotta listen and press that Post button
@LuigiEsq Adding a clause to my will demanding a 17th century style tombstone
@LuigiEsq Alternately, a statue of me on a horse with the epitaph "He saved us all" so that future generations will wonder what the fuck I did
@LuigiEsq Prepare for death and follow me is a fucking amazing thing to put on a tombstone
@Thomas I know right? I want it on mine. 17th century people had such a sardonically fatalistic relationship with death
@LuigiEsq I mean, dude kicked the bucket at 26 and that probably wasn't uncommon, so you're gonna have a pretty fatalistic view I reckon, lol
@Thomas yeah, death was a lot more of a familiar figure back then.
HERE LIES THOMAS
Aɢᴇᴅ 35 Yᴇᴀʀs
𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖊 𝕿𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖞 𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖙
ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ
ɪᴛ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ғʟᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ
ᴏғ ɪᴛs ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ sᴄʏᴛʜᴇ
@LuigiEsq damb. RIP to a real one.
@ItsJenNotGabby he died as he lived (posting)
@LuigiEsq do this to my tombstone please
@LuigiEsq 1999 tombstone is 17th century tombstone but in comic sans
@LuigiEsq Have you seen tombstones lately tho?!?
Somehow this makes it funnier than if I could read it.
@LuigiEsq this is what I want, my tombstone isn't gonna fuck around
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