there once was a cat from france
who sat on their dick in their pants
they cummed up their ass
and then nine months passed
and from their butthole a little clone pranced
@LuigiEsq pants/pranced is a delightful rhyme
@garfiald thank you! I liked the slant. But Mads tore me a new one in class.
@LuigiEsq hey you're not supposed to leak my fetish like that
@LuigiEsq good lord
@LuigiEsq doesn't rhyme in my accent, 0/10
@lennie wait so are you substituting words like trouser/arse or is it a peonlincarion gap
@LuigiEsq so i would say france, pranced and passed with a long 'arr' sound and pants with a short 'ah'. it would work in a northern english accent though, they would use the short ah on all of them. how english people pronounce 'ass' is a whole separate mess. anyway the limerick is actually good despite my accent derail
@lennie I’m also just now seeing the mangled mess that is my typing of pronunciation lmao
@lennie in my defense I was sitting on my balcony and it was bright
@LuigiEsq every so often I boost something and it feels like the most pathetic surrender
@LuigiEsq * till their clone from their butthole did prance
@LuigiEsq * a cat out of France
@byttyrs 🙅♂️🙅🙅♀️ This is a no critique zone 🙅♀️🙅🙅♂️
@byttyrs but I think * a clone from their butthole is better
@pantransautie you sweet summer child
@LuigiEsq alrighty then; thanks
@LuigiEsq are limericks always naughty?
@micrackbiron actually one of the older versions of Man From Nantucket is extremely raunchy so I’m inclined to say yes
mildly naughty limerick
@LuigiEsq I was just thinking of that one, oddly enough! this is a good one: There was a young girl who begat
Three brats named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding
When she found she'd no Tit for Tat.
@LuigiEsq don't listen to the haters, Luigi. Poetry does not have to follow traditional grammatical rules.
Also, as a dot social mod, you should flag this poem
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