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there once was a cat from france

who sat on their dick in their pants

they cummed up their ass

and then nine months passed

and from their butthole a little clone pranced

@garfiald thank you! I liked the slant. But Mads tore me a new one in class.

@LuigiEsq hey you're not supposed to leak my fetish like that

@lennie wait so are you substituting words like trouser/arse or is it a peonlincarion gap

@LuigiEsq so i would say france, pranced and passed with a long 'arr' sound and pants with a short 'ah'. it would work in a northern english accent though, they would use the short ah on all of them. how english people pronounce 'ass' is a whole separate mess. anyway the limerick is actually good despite my accent derail

@lennie I’m also just now seeing the mangled mess that is my typing of pronunciation lmao

@lennie in my defense I was sitting on my balcony and it was bright

@LuigiEsq every so often I boost something and it feels like the most pathetic surrender

@byttyrs 🙅‍♂️🙅🙅‍♀️ This is a no critique zone 🙅‍♀️🙅🙅‍♂️

@MoMartin @byttyrs @LuigiEsq
reminds me of the one with the cats from different countries who were pitted against each other in a competition and the French cat was called Un Deux Trois

and one of the disciplines was swimming so France lost because Un Deux Trois Cat Sank

@micrackbiron actually one of the older versions of Man From Nantucket is extremely raunchy so I’m inclined to say yes

mildly naughty limerick 

@LuigiEsq I was just thinking of that one, oddly enough! this is a good one: There was a young girl who begat
Three brats named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding
When she found she'd no Tit for Tat.

@LuigiEsq don't listen to the haters, Luigi. Poetry does not have to follow traditional grammatical rules.

Also, as a dot social mod, you should flag this poem

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