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Furry nudity, body goals 

This is very close to the body I wish I had, only that I want more greyish fur, a black mane and blue eyes.

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Thinking about just carrying multiple separate names, with no particular order to them. They would be Luna, Lumina, Lucia, Elektra, Maria and Nova, and I might add more later. You could call me any of these.

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Furry nudity, body goals 

This is very close to the body I wish I had, only that I want stripes instead of spots.

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Decade meme, long, - 

2010: get put into a horrible boarding school hundreds of kilometers away from home, where I get abused by other kids and staff
2011: still stuck there
2012: get out of there, into a regular school that is legally forced to take me, but the director of that school slowly reduces my allowed attendance to zero. After the summer holidays I was supposed to get into a Realschule, they refused to take me initially, but eventually they let me in under strict conditions.

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@luna Versafelis is a species of cat-like shapeshifters. Their bodies are made of cells and tissues similar to cats, but versafelines can freely arrange these. They can grow extra parts (arms, legs, wings), or de-grow parts. The only required things are vital organs. Versafelines communicate telepathically, especially because not every shape they can take has a mouth that could speak.

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I can never remember if 00:00 is 12 AM or 12 PM

The 12-hour clock makes no sense

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trans stuff 

trans women: why are there no trans men or masc enbies in our spaces? these are supposed to be for all trans people

also trans women: testosterone is fucking disgusting brain rot juice, how could you ever want to be a boy? we're going to force transition people by putting estrogen in the water, oh sorry if that idea is dysphoria inducing to you it's just a joke tee hee

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nsfwgenitals 

girlcock
girlaim
girlfire

food 

I'm eating this cake right now. It's from a neighbor.

A form of humor I like is pretending to take a joke seriously

meta 

I'm not really a fan of instance-level blocks

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PSA: I know image descriptions aren't possible for everyone and I respect that access-needs clash (all disabled people are familiar with this phenomenon). But I also know a lot more people can describe their images than are currently doing so.

If you can, you should describe
* jokes and memes; it's no good telling me I'm not missing anything
* gifs and videos
* your art! I see so much art I can't boost
* cute animal pics; I'm always sad when I can't boost the cute dogs
* audio clips too!

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we found a strange animal crossing bug where if you get up from your char before kk slider can start his song, you wont be able to hear the song but you can walk around normally and your character still renders for everyone else so you can stand behind kk or walk outside the bounds
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I have to download Skype to video call my new psych tomorrow. It's the same as with java, it just makes me feel so dirty, clicking that download link, running the installer, watching the disk space be chewed up. like my OS will never quite be clean again. eughgh.

instance switch bragging 

I'll be part of the elite club of double agents who use both Mastodon and Pleroma.

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instance switch bragging 

Soon I won't give a shit about instance blocks anymore. I'll have two accounts, one on an instance with few ingoing blocks, and one on an instance with no outgoing blocks except for Gab.

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UkPol, Zoom 

So apparently the UK parliament is going to be using Zoom, why would they do this...?

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the difference between rolling- & fixed-release linux distros is whether you want upgrades to break in installments or in one lump sum

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