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Rescue Roses 🌹 

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Only open if you think bisexuality is inherently exclusionary of trans & nb people 

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my boss: (stupid, foolish) blah blah blah budget, productivity, synergy, buzzword, success metrics, marketing, buzzword...
me: (wise, intelligent) shut the fuck up

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*Someone suggests an app to me*
I’m not downloading that spyware you gullible boomer.

*Some refuses to download an app I suggest*
Download the spyware you paranoid boomer

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anyway yes hi, I used to be @addamschloe@notbird.site but then I had a breakdown and deleted my account and it turns out you can't undo that

if you used to follow me, I'm the exact same person

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could people please boost this so people are aware I made a new account

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tblisi pride, religion 

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"Die 'Wechselbepflanzungen' mit farbigen, aber sterilen Blumenzüchtungen, geometrisch exakt angeordnet, gehören zum Standardprogramm der Grünflächenämter."

Kurzgeschorene Rasen müssen peinlich werden

heise.de/tp/features/Kurzgesch



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Asking for Food Money :boost_ok:​ 

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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

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hey @Gargron i know theres no sponsored posts or whatever but can i slide you a cheeky 50 under the table i made a good joke and think i should be allowed to pay to force everyone to see it

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@​cassdoodles a rumbling voice shakes the floor. it cracks open and am compiling C++ on all three of them breaking are really cute: me: oh cool a new one ;n;

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Selfie, eye contact, boosts mandatory 

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Selfie, eye contact, boosts mandatory vol. 2 

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