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a good friday is when the mets dont play baseball

ive done the research, ive looked at the facts, ive analyzed the hard data and my conclusion is that its fucking opening day

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i will not negotiate with terrorists who demand “pace of play”

joe biden is looking for a bipartisanship compromise on throwing the first pitch but has not been able to reach an agreement with senate republicans

players should never be excited. emotion is punishable by death

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check opening day out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

yeah sure, the pandemic is bad but take some time to think about the billionaires who are losing money right now. hope that puts it in perspective

check opening day out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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hello mr president, my people are dying every day. please invade camden yards at once

donald trump should knit himself into an american missile and crash it into the fucking river

hello mr president, my people are dying every day. please invade camden yards at once

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