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Does anyone else feel really frustrated when they look at today's tech and how it gets all sleek and shiny and ever smaller and more fragile, totally unlike what we see in various cyberpunk media where it's chunky and awesome and it looks like you could throw it through a wall?

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There's a lot of horrible stuff on twitter. Please leave it there.

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whenever an unvaccinated kid is being naughty just start coughing and they'll straighten up immediately.

But seriously report twerps who keep shoving dick pics in our faces.

Hey if you post un-CW'ed private parts we're legally allowed to cut them off

so uhh if I don't say much it's cause the magical wtf fairy is trying to install a hot tub in my eye socket

so uh, mastodon has kinda broken for me.
My home feed's kinda staring blankly at the horizon and mumbling incoherently, while the local timeline is on ungodly amounts of crack.

Back in the past, mastodon was pretty chill, local timeline'd update with some new posts, I'd see someone speaking korean or spanish, it was cool.
Then tumblr shit itself inside out and dear god that timeline is hitting 88mph

Tab back over to mastodon for the first time in a while, aaaand what the fuck is all this

To the Tumblr refugees: welcome!

Having been on the Internet for over thirty years, I have one piece of advice for creative folks working online:

Control Your Platform.

Don't build a business around Facebook, Tumbler, G+, Geocities, MySpace, AltaVista, or any of these other third parties that claim to offer quick and easy results.

They all go away. Every one of them.

Build your own site. Use third parties to steer people to your site.

Third parties are the devil--useful devils, but devils.

so if women boobs are not allowed on tumblr anymore, what's their opinion on man boobs

They say when you're in love, all the love songs make sense.

What songs make sense when you're debugging some stupid fucking bug that won't just fucking die like it should?

@frew I have supposedly followed you, but pasting your details into someone else's follow link

@frew I wanna follow you, but I can't, 'cause the page says you've moved to @frew, which is empty.

Made a “nondenominational holiday tree” for a classroom activity and now my 7th period kids formed their own religion around it

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