Magdalene Visaggio @MagsVisaggs@mastodon.social
Former data entry clerk. ETERNITY GIRL at DC Comics, KIM & KIM, QUANTUM TEENS ARE GO, TRANSFORMERS VS VISIONARIES, RICK & MORTY.🌹
the federated timeline is hell.
DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES
I close my eeeeeeyes
and i toot awaaaaaaaaaay
more than a tooting
(more than a tooting)
and i feel my heart tooting
(more than a tooting)
i begin tooting
(more than a tooting)
till i see mastodon walk awaaaaaaay
GOOD TOOTING TO YOU
oh hai this is still a thing
okay so i like the basic idea behind mastodon but 1) it's hard to navigate, even once you understand the metaphor, and 2) where tf are my autoplaying gifs
Oooooooo I signed into Halcyon and this feels refreshingly familiar.
TOOT
All of us right now.
MASTODON BEGINNER USER GUIDE:
write things and toot them
replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.
mastodon isn't gonna explode until it can sort out a way to make instances intuitive.
GUYS.
GIVE US A LIST AT SIGNUP OF POPULAR INSTANCES. MAKE IT EASY TO SWITCH.
PETITION FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE LIKE A DOPE COMICS INSTANCE WHERE WE CAN ALL HANG OUT IN PEACE.
how the fuck do you pick a new instance
Checking out the Federated timeline, however
Checking out the local timeline is pleasant
hahahahah it spells it "favourite"
well WHATEVER this is already better than fucking Ello.
i still dont get instances
i hope this thing takes off so that i can use Twitter to be a PROFESSIONAL and just be my usual shitweasel regular human self here.
who knew that American heavy metal band Mastodon would someday start their own decentralized social media platform
